Just a little humor

Adger Smith · 06-15-2007, 09:25 AM

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donald raiser · 06-15-2007, 09:34 AM

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dj raiser

Michael Beard · 06-15-2007, 10:12 AM

That's gotta be the funniest thing DJ's ever said!

The young man was new to the bar, so he asked one of the patrons next to him, "Why does everyone laugh when someone shouts out a number?" The man replied, "We've told these jokes so many times that now we just refer to them by number, and everyone knows what joke we're talking about."

The young man nodded and happily shouted, "3!"

[silence]

"Why isn't anyone laughing?" he asked earnestly.

The patron grimaced and replied, "Guess some people can't tell a joke."

Michael Beard
Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

John Quinn · 06-15-2007, 10:19 AM

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That's gotta be the funniest thing DJ's ever said!

The young man was new to the bar, so he asked one of the patrons next to him, "Why does everyone laugh when someone shouts out a number?" The man replied, "We've told these jokes so many times that now we just refer to them by number, and everyone knows what joke we're talking about."

The young man nodded and happily shouted, "3!"

[silence]

"Why isn't anyone laughing?" he asked earnestly.

The patron grimaced and replied, "Guess some people can't tell a joke."

Michael Beard
Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

When I first heard that joke in 1957 the punch line was "It's an old joke and you told it wrong". It's nice to see it still making the rounds.

donald raiser · 06-15-2007, 11:20 AM

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dj raiser

Mike Mayhew · 06-15-2007, 12:43 PM

Here's some real humor, with a sad, truthful twist :

Mike ( madness & ) Mayhem

Kegracing · 06-15-2007, 01:07 PM

Mike Mike Mike...

Ye speaker of truth, knowledge and wisdom!

(and experience)

Ken

Doing it the poor boy way - with a bowtie! Double 00's and dead on... now a PONTIAC is on the way!

donald raiser · 06-15-2007, 03:49 PM

great photo of beard and his sister.

dj raiser

Michael Beard · 06-15-2007, 05:30 PM

Don't have a sister, but I was told she's in Playboy this month...

4!

Michael Beard
Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

BobUnkefer · 06-15-2007, 05:53 PM

Correct cartoon caption should read,,,,,

"And with this WE are going to control your life."

If there was just one with control we could probably deal with it, unfortunately collectively they have far too much control,,,,,,,

:-)

Unk

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Michael Beard VIP Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 4,060 Likes: 0 Liked 13 Times in 9 Posts	That's gotta be the funniest thing DJ's ever said! The young man was new to the bar, so he asked one of the patrons next to him, "Why does everyone laugh when someone shouts out a number?" The man replied, "We've told these jokes so many times that now we just refer to them by number, and everyone knows what joke we're talking about." The young man nodded and happily shouted, "3!" [silence] "Why isn't anyone laughing?" he asked earnestly. The patron grimaced and replied, "Guess some people can't tell a joke." Michael Beard Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing Duck Tape/Loctite Racing H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum __________________ Michael Beard - NHRA/IHRA 3216 S/SS

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Michael Beard VIP Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 4,060 Likes: 0 Liked 13 Times in 9 Posts	Don't have a sister, but I was told she's in Playboy this month... 4! Michael Beard Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing Duck Tape/Loctite Racing H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum __________________ Michael Beard - NHRA/IHRA 3216 S/SS

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BobUnkefer Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 465 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Correct cartoon caption should read,,,,, "And with this WE are going to control your life." If there was just one with control we could probably deal with it, unfortunately collectively they have far too much control,,,,,,, :-) Unk __________________ Bob Unkefer 4409 STK

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Kegracing Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Red Oak, TX Posts: 441 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mike Mike Mike... Ye speaker of truth, knowledge and wisdom! (and experience) Ken Doing it the poor boy way - with a bowtie! Double 00's and dead on... now a PONTIAC is on the way!

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