Just a little humor
 

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dj raiser

That's gotta be the funniest thing DJ's ever said!

The young man was new to the bar, so he asked one of the patrons next to him, "Why does everyone laugh when someone shouts out a number?" The man replied, "We've told these jokes so many times that now we just refer to them by number, and everyone knows what joke we're talking about."

The young man nodded and happily shouted, "3!"

[silence]

"Why isn't anyone laughing?" he asked earnestly.

The patron grimaced and replied, "Guess some people can't tell a joke."


Michael Beard
<u>Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing</u>
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

When I first heard that joke in 1957 the punch line was "It's an old joke and you told it wrong". It's nice to see it still making the rounds.

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dj raiser

Here's some real humor, with a sad, truthful twist :

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Mike ( madness & ) Mayhem

Mike Mike Mike...

Ye speaker of truth, knowledge and wisdom!

(and experience)

Ken

Doing it the poor boy way - with a bowtie! Double 00's and dead on... now a PONTIAC is on the way!

great photo of beard and his sister.

dj raiser

Don't have a sister, but I was told she's in Playboy this month...

4!


Michael Beard
<u>Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing</u>
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

Correct cartoon caption should read,,,,,

"And with this WE are going to control your life."

If there was just one with control we could probably deal with it, unfortunately collectively they have far too much control,,,,,,,


:-)

Unk