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Good one...lMAO
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I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.
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I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.
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Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.
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Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL
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. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?
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Don't know how long you have been married, but you can't fool a wife that has been around for a while...and don't forget she might have marked the bottle....or anything else that she thought you might tell tells about....So think before you try to fool her...Good luck
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Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.
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I got out of the hospital this morning. This interaction with a cast iron frying pan was only worth one night in the hospital. As Donna was driving me home.......I may have made another mistake when I said "is that all ya got". Geez, I hate frying pans.
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