i might have screwed up

SStockDart · 05-28-2012, 11:03 PM

I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.

KRatcliff · 05-28-2012, 11:05 PM

I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.

Phillip marvetz · 05-28-2012, 11:30 PM

Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.

SStockDart · 05-28-2012, 11:37 PM

Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL

Dennis P Chapman · 05-29-2012, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SStockDart

Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL

Gary...........I don't have and answer for you but the story is getting good Lol

SStockDart · 05-29-2012, 12:19 AM

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Gary...........I don't have and answer for you but the story is getting good Lol

. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

Dennis P Chapman · 05-29-2012, 12:26 AM

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. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

Well if you thing she may beat the crap out of you give her a lot of jack and coke first out at the pool. Then let her go in the house you may get the free pass this time. Good luck Gary.

SStockDart · 05-29-2012, 12:26 AM

This is Donna, I have hijacked my former husband's thread. I will be home Wednesday....services for Gary will be held Saturday. BTW I have a 68 Dart and a 69 Roadrunner for sale.

FrankChastain · 05-29-2012, 05:54 AM

Don't know how long you have been married, but you can't fool a wife that has been around for a while...and don't forget she might have marked the bottle....or anything else that she thought you might tell tells about....So think before you try to fool her...Good luck

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I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.

Eddies66 · 05-29-2012, 07:36 AM

Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.

05-28-2012, 11:03 PM	#1
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

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KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 763 Likes: 75 Liked 524 Times in 141 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.

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Phillip marvetz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lynden ,WA Posts: 820 Likes: 0 Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home. __________________ 2009 V/SA Record Holder

05-28-2012, 11:37 PM	#4
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

05-29-2012, 12:26 AM	#8
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up This is Donna, I have hijacked my former husband's thread. I will be home Wednesday....services for Gary will be held Saturday. BTW I have a 68 Dart and a 69 Roadrunner for sale. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

05-29-2012, 07:36 AM	#10
Eddies66 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rancho Mirage, CA Posts: 1,308 Likes: 300 Liked 881 Times in 452 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.