Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????

Don Himes · 12-15-2010, 05:17 PM

YO! Ron, I don't know why Nees and I are on that list. Heck, my junk can only run .88 under, and I need a 20 mph tail wind and a 31.0 Barometer to do that. You know my stuff comes from the twisted mind of "Billy Nees Race Cars"...(Home of dime rockets and f'ing piece of s**t race cars)!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas

Ron Ortiz · 12-15-2010, 06:00 PM

I was not implying anyone as being the fastrest, I was just a sayin that the people I mentioned would gladly reveal their true potential as they are fine upstanding citizens in the community, respected by their peers, and recognized in their field as leaders and envisionists. Not to mention finer drinking establishments and emporiums.

Herb Jr, who are you talking about? C'mon, fess up. I know that Charlie Bohannon won the innagural CIC race at Belle Rose, but who you be talkin bout?

Himes & Nees......sounds like an aerobic exercise of some sort.

It appears that "The Don" is backpedaling on his true performance, complaining about the honorable Billy Nees in the process. Yo, Chorizo, you getting into this?

Ron Ortiz
U/SA honesty, integrity, falsification of the facts

Dennis P Chapman · 12-15-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

I was not implying anyone as being the fastrest, I was just a sayin that the people I mentioned would gladly reveal their true potential as they are fine upstanding citizens in the community, respected by their peers, and recognized in their field as leaders and envisionists. Not to mention finer drinking establishments and emporiums.

Herb Jr, who are you talking about? C'mon, fess up. I know that Charlie Bohannon won the innagural CIC race at Belle Rose, but who you be talkin bout?

Himes & Nees......sounds like an aerobic exercise of some sort.

It appears that "The Don" is backpedaling on his true performance, complaining about the honorable Billy Nees in the process. Yo, Chorizo, you getting into this?

Ron Ortiz
U/SA honesty, integrity, falsification of the facts

Come on Ed Chorizo you got to add to this.

Ed Fernandez · 12-15-2010, 06:28 PM

Himes & Nees......sounds like an aerobic exercise of some sort.

Sounds like something you get when you get old.Maybe an off shoot of crotch rot.
BTW Fezell is the man when it comes to hanging it out.

Mike Bassin · 12-15-2010, 06:47 PM

I mentioned these runs on another post 3 or 4 weeks ago, Don Fezzells AA/S car was at Mason Dixon in Hagerstown Md in early Nov. He made his two time runs, a 9.51 and 9.52. Speeds were at 147 mph. He bogged the first run and spun some on the second, high one thirties in 60 ft., 6.16 @ 116 mph in the eighth. If somebody is faster in stock, I don't know who it might be. On those two runs, he picked 31 mph from the eighth to finish line.

Mike bassin, track announcer, Quarter Aces Drag-O-Way

Larry Hill · 12-15-2010, 07:33 PM

Herb, Jr.--how about Bill Hawk?? He's an old car (but bogus!!)

sugar1366 · 12-15-2010, 06:33 PM

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IHRA's Fastest FF/SA car: '85 Turismo 2.2L (per Nitro Joe's Stats, with Eddie Bolton driving. Only -.38 under, but Eddie's ONLY a former World Champ and can't drive a car of this magnitude worth a d*mn) Been -1.04 under at multiple non-sanctioned events (-.35 under the NHRA DF/S index... but new wheels will be here Friday!) Car is for sale

Man that hurts, LOL! BTW, was that the pass that I missed the 1-2 shift (I was so scared of the big HP) or the one that I did a backwards wheelstand at the finish line?!

Eddie Bolton

art leong · 12-15-2010, 07:45 PM

http://www.dragracecentral.com/DRCSt...r2002#indextop

danny waters sr · 12-15-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by art leong

http://www.dragracecentral.com/DRCSt...r2002#indextop

So far ,you da man.. Sure wish they would post MPH (and 1/8 mile et ) on these sheets.............

Michael Beard · 12-15-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sugar1366

Man that hurts, LOL! BTW, was that the pass that I missed the 1-2 shift (I was so scared of the big HP) or the one that I did a backwards wheelstand at the finish line?!

Just makin' sure you were out there reading... LOL And remember, you not only blew the 1-2 shift, but ALSO shifted 1st to 3rd. If I told you "My wife drives that car better than you!", it'd sound like a punchline... but she really does! The park job was pretty cool, though.

Dang, it's brutal in here! Wouldn't pick on ya if I didn't like ya.

Maybe you'll get a chance to redeem yourself someday. Just thought of this: should advertise it as a Stocker/Golf Cart...

12-15-2010, 05:17 PM	#1
Don Himes Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Port Charlotte, Fla. Posts: 160 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? YO! Ron, I don't know why Nees and I are on that list. Heck, my junk can only run .88 under, and I need a 20 mph tail wind and a 31.0 Barometer to do that. You know my stuff comes from the twisted mind of "Billy Nees Race Cars"...(Home of dime rockets and f'ing piece of s**t race cars)!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas __________________ Don Himes 2075

12-15-2010, 06:00 PM	#2
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? I was not implying anyone as being the fastrest, I was just a sayin that the people I mentioned would gladly reveal their true potential as they are fine upstanding citizens in the community, respected by their peers, and recognized in their field as leaders and envisionists. Not to mention finer drinking establishments and emporiums. Herb Jr, who are you talking about? C'mon, fess up. I know that Charlie Bohannon won the innagural CIC race at Belle Rose, but who you be talkin bout? Himes & Nees......sounds like an aerobic exercise of some sort. It appears that "The Don" is backpedaling on his true performance, complaining about the honorable Billy Nees in the process. Yo, Chorizo, you getting into this? Ron Ortiz U/SA honesty, integrity, falsification of the facts __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

12-15-2010, 06:28 PM	#4
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? Himes & Nees......sounds like an aerobic exercise of some sort. Sounds like something you get when you get old.Maybe an off shoot of crotch rot. BTW Fezell is the man when it comes to hanging it out. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

12-15-2010, 06:47 PM	#5
Mike Bassin Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: East Berlin PA Posts: 134 Likes: 0 Liked 120 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? I mentioned these runs on another post 3 or 4 weeks ago, Don Fezzells AA/S car was at Mason Dixon in Hagerstown Md in early Nov. He made his two time runs, a 9.51 and 9.52. Speeds were at 147 mph. He bogged the first run and spun some on the second, high one thirties in 60 ft., 6.16 @ 116 mph in the eighth. If somebody is faster in stock, I don't know who it might be. On those two runs, he picked 31 mph from the eighth to finish line. Mike bassin, track announcer, Quarter Aces Drag-O-Way

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art leong VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Richmond Hill, Georgia Posts: 2,003 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ???? http://www.dragracecentral.com/DRCSt...r2002#indextop __________________ Art Leong 2095 SS