Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

With all this 1,000 ft racing , Just to have a little fun..... I was just wondering who is really the fastest in each class (1/4 not 1,000) ,not just the new cars . Here's your chance to fess up and pat yourself on the back without getting HP..........My car under NHRA is a 50 under @ 1/4 mile (K/SA.).... Ok ,who's next on the amnesty list.....

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

The Droozemobile has to be right up there. Ran 108 in the 1/8th in C/SA.

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

Danny, think you're after "self-nominations"; right? Hope this thread doesn't go to the same place others do.

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

As in fastest ET, or most under the index???

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

Now this is a real hoot. I'll be one of the first and spill the beans. I can go -510 under.
It's real easy to do that with a 20mph tailwind and 35 dew point.

Now I know that alot of the people on this forum are upstanding honest individuals, and would not mind admitting to how fast they can really go. So come on, fess up. I know that you all would not hold back on this forum like you do at the 1,000 foot mark. Because you all are honest well meaning people.
Fast people I know who would not hesitate in revealing their true potential are as follows.
Charlie "Bob" Downing, Jeff "Big Guy" Tueton, "Captain" Jack McCarthy, Bob "Caddy" Shaw, Bob "Banana Man" Dennis, "The Don" Himes, Billy "Junior" Nees, Ed "Chorizo" Fernandez, "Comandant" Tina Summerton, Jim "Slicks On Wrong End" Wahl, James "Little Kitty" Perrone, Jim "One More Beer" Marshall, Luke "Mr. Mellow" Bogacki, Peter "The Quiet Guy" Biondo, Dick "Need a carb" Moreland, Mary "Party Girl" Meints, The "Entire Cajun Dog Farm" Hildagos, Brian "Crawdad": Ponville, Ed "Have a nice day" O'Brien, Bert "Lay Low" Morgan, The "Entire Wolfpack", Larry "Pretty in Pink" Hill, and all the people from that other side of the country and anyone who is crazy enough to live north of South Florida.

OK, lets hear it.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA honesty, integrity, and lapses of reason.

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

Most under their respective index; Carey, you and Eric should be on Ron's list. Lord knows you don't hold back. LOL

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

IHRA's Fastest FF/SA car: '85 Turismo 2.2L (per Nitro Joe's Stats, with Eddie Bolton driving. Only -.38 under, but Eddie's ONLY a former World Champ and can't drive a car of this magnitude worth a d*mn) :rolleyes: Been -1.04 under at multiple non-sanctioned events (-.35 under the NHRA DF/S index... but new wheels will be here Friday!) Car is for sale.

The Volare went -1.04 under in I/CM this year. Had been -1.06 under before they hit the indexes this year. Engine is for sale (see Classifieds)

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

Not me..for sure
DADDY WARBUCKS I think

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

I'm not going to mention but one of the fastest stockers in the country is so far under the radar NOBODY has ever mentioned it on here. Its kinda funny with all the bitching about the new cars and this old one never qualifies number one, but rarely loses a heads up. Sorry guys cant spill it. He normally run 400lbs heavy just because he can.

Re: Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????
 

You guys better start supporting your local stock and S/S circuits better.