Who has the FASTEST Stocker ? ????

[Ron Ortiz]

Now this is a real hoot. I'll be one of the first and spill the beans. I can go -510 under.
It's real easy to do that with a 20mph tailwind and 35 dew point.

Now I know that alot of the people on this forum are upstanding honest individuals, and would not mind admitting to how fast they can really go. So come on, fess up. I know that you all would not hold back on this forum like you do at the 1,000 foot mark. Because you all are honest well meaning people.
Fast people I know who would not hesitate in revealing their true potential are as follows.
Charlie "Bob" Downing, Jeff "Big Guy" Tueton, "Captain" Jack McCarthy, Bob "Caddy" Shaw, Bob "Banana Man" Dennis, "The Don" Himes, Billy "Junior" Nees, Ed "Chorizo" Fernandez, "Comandant" Tina Summerton, Jim "Slicks On Wrong End" Wahl, James "Little Kitty" Perrone, Jim "One More Beer" Marshall, Luke "Mr. Mellow" Bogacki, Peter "The Quiet Guy" Biondo, Dick "Need a carb" Moreland, Mary "Party Girl" Meints, The "Entire Cajun Dog Farm" Hildagos, Brian "Crawdad": Ponville, Ed "Have a nice day" O'Brien, Bert "Lay Low" Morgan, The "Entire Wolfpack", Larry "Pretty in Pink" Hill, and all the people from that other side of the country and anyone who is crazy enough to live north of South Florida.

OK, lets hear it.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA honesty, integrity, and lapses of reason.