Monday joke

[bobby]

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure, a really good-looking nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to get on the table and lie on his back. The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off, climbs on top of him and proceeds to seduce him to the max.
Upon completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks,"Not that I'm complaining, but what brought that on?"
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy,
if the man has a good ejaculation he will be more relaxed and the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies, too -- but you have Blue Cross and they have ObamaCare."