top 9 Passive Aggressive things wives say in the car

NewHemi · 01-21-2013, 03:32 PM

#9 "No, it's totally fine that you forgot the baby bag. We'll just wipe his butt with KFC towelettes."

#8 "From a safety point of view, it's good that you drive like an 87-year-old European."

#7 "You don't HAVE to use the blinker. Just like our entire family doesn't HAVE to survive this trip."

#6 "Don't worry, I'm sure the radio will drown out the sounds of our being lost."

#5 "Oh, THIS route is really original."

#4 "Stop him from crying? Sure. You just hold the steering wheel while I detach my breasts."

#3 "Are you keeping this blackened banana skin for posterity?"

#2 "Sure, I'll read the map. I pushed your baby out of my vagina, but I'll read the map too."

#1 "No, I don't see the extra diapers, but at least you brought your meticulously curated driving playlist."

Actually the 10th one is the most classic, and in honesty is my personal experience:

While driving north of Chicago to friends house, pre GPS, we had been driving about 45 minutes when my wife asked; Do you know where you are?

To which I gave the immediate response; Yes, I read the map when we started. Of couse I know where I am.

Another 45 minutes went by(it was supposed be a 35 minute drive total), and she asked again. Do you know where you are?

And my response was even louder and more forceful than before: Of course I know where I am!

Still another 45 minutes passed as we towards our destination.

Then we hit an interstate that about two hours north of our destination.

It was obvious that we were "off course": And she said accusingly: I thought you knew where you were!

To which I responded. That is right. I always knew where I was.

I just never knew how to get from there, to where we were going....

David
The New Hemi Guy

01-21-2013, 03:32 PM	#1
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	top 9 Passive Aggressive things wives say in the car #9 "No, it's totally fine that you forgot the baby bag. We'll just wipe his butt with KFC towelettes." #8 "From a safety point of view, it's good that you drive like an 87-year-old European." #7 "You don't HAVE to use the blinker. Just like our entire family doesn't HAVE to survive this trip." #6 "Don't worry, I'm sure the radio will drown out the sounds of our being lost." #5 "Oh, THIS route is really original." #4 "Stop him from crying? Sure. You just hold the steering wheel while I detach my breasts." #3 "Are you keeping this blackened banana skin for posterity?" #2 "Sure, I'll read the map. I pushed your baby out of my vagina, but I'll read the map too." #1 "No, I don't see the extra diapers, but at least you brought your meticulously curated driving playlist." Actually the 10th one is the most classic, and in honesty is my personal experience: While driving north of Chicago to friends house, pre GPS, we had been driving about 45 minutes when my wife asked; Do you know where you are? To which I gave the immediate response; Yes, I read the map when we started. Of couse I know where I am. Another 45 minutes went by(it was supposed be a 35 minute drive total), and she asked again. Do you know where you are? And my response was even louder and more forceful than before: Of course I know where I am! Still another 45 minutes passed as we towards our destination. Then we hit an interstate that about two hours north of our destination. It was obvious that we were "off course": And she said accusingly: I thought you knew where you were! To which I responded. That is right. I always knew where I was. I just never knew how to get from there, to where we were going.... David The New Hemi Guy