The Salesman !!

Bob Bender · 08-13-2012, 05:47 PM

A traveling salesman goes to a farm house, and the farmer says, i can put you up for one night, but you have to sleep in the barn! The next morning the salesman comes down and the farmer says to him, were you comfortable ? The salesman says i had a great time talking to all the animals! You talked to the animals? He sa... ys. i spoke to the chickens and they said you collect the eggs every morning at six a.m. The farmer says that's amazing ! Then i spoke to the horse, his name is Otis and you have owned him for ten years. The farmer says that's exactly right. I talked to your cow, her name is Elsie and she said you milk her every day at eight thirty. Then i talked to the sheep and the farmer said, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, THOSE SHEEP ARE LYING !!!
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08-13-2012, 05:47 PM	#1
Bob Bender VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,733 Likes: 1,599 Liked 459 Times in 90 Posts	The Salesman !! A traveling salesman goes to a farm house, and the farmer says, i can put you up for one night, but you have to sleep in the barn! The next morning the salesman comes down and the farmer says to him, were you comfortable ? The salesman says i had a great time talking to all the animals! You talked to the animals? He sa... ys. i spoke to the chickens and they said you collect the eggs every morning at six a.m. The farmer says that's amazing ! Then i spoke to the horse, his name is Otis and you have owned him for ten years. The farmer says that's exactly right. I talked to your cow, her name is Elsie and she said you milk her every day at eight thirty. Then i talked to the sheep and the farmer said, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, THOSE SHEEP ARE LYING !!! See More __________________ Bob Bender 144 O/SA 2010-2012 National Record Holder