Why men end up single

KRatcliff · 07-30-2012, 07:27 PM

Bubba stopped by the speed shop and had just told them that he couldn't make the drag race scheduled for the next weekend because his wife won't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow racers, Bubba decided to leave for home to his wife.

The next weeked when Bubba's friends started to arrive at the pits who was sitting there having a beer but Bubba sitting next to his door slammer, cooler set up, battery charger on.

When asked how he managed to talk his wife into letting him go, Bubba replied saying that after he went home from the meeting he slumped down in his chair had some beers to drown his sorrows. As he was sitting there his wife snuck up behind him and put her hands over his eye's and said surprise!!! When he peeled her hands from his face he saw her standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want to do."

So tah-dah, here I am!

07-30-2012, 07:27 PM	#1
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 766 Likes: 75 Liked 524 Times in 141 Posts	Why men end up single Bubba stopped by the speed shop and had just told them that he couldn't make the drag race scheduled for the next weekend because his wife won't let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow racers, Bubba decided to leave for home to his wife. The next weeked when Bubba's friends started to arrive at the pits who was sitting there having a beer but Bubba sitting next to his door slammer, cooler set up, battery charger on. When asked how he managed to talk his wife into letting him go, Bubba replied saying that after he went home from the meeting he slumped down in his chair had some beers to drown his sorrows. As he was sitting there his wife snuck up behind him and put her hands over his eye's and said surprise!!! When he peeled her hands from his face he saw her standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want to do." So tah-dah, here I am!