The Race I Would To See

alan r caraway · 07-23-2008, 06:22 PM

At the new 4-Lane dragstrip Z-Max Dragway Concord Nc.
U/SA cars
Capt. Jack, Clayton Wright, The REV. and Ron Ortiz
All run at the same time.
This would be A HOOT.

Ron Ortiz · 07-24-2008, 06:33 PM

Alan. Since I am the slowest one of the bunch, I would have to put a holeshot on everyone of them so bad that they would be shocked at how far I got out on them that they be put to sleep at the line. I know that I am capable of doing it. Problem is I would win, but then I would not be allowed in the eliminator since I cannot go .5 under. So therefore I should be penalized for good driving and running a slow car.
As far as those competitors, The Captain, well he's about ready to retire and turn the driving over to his kid because he cannot see anymore, so he is a piece of cake. The Rev and Donna do not drink beer, so I could take care of them the night before with a little party to honor them, another piece of cake. Clayton, I have talked to him on the phone long time ago and know that he used to run in one of them really fast classes SS/AA I believe. So his reflexes are shot, and Dick Moreland helps him out and I know that he can be bought, so there are three pieces of cake. But you know the old saying, "you can't have your cake and eat it too" Which is dumb, why would you have cake and not eat it.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA Pie R squared.

07-23-2008, 06:22 PM	#1
alan r caraway Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: athens tn Posts: 82 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Race I Would To See At the new 4-Lane dragstrip Z-Max Dragway Concord Nc. U/SA cars Capt. Jack, Clayton Wright, The REV. and Ron Ortiz All run at the same time. This would be A HOOT. __________________ Alan R. Caraway

07-24-2008, 06:33 PM	#2
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 316 Times in 103 Posts	Re: The Race I Would To See Alan. Since I am the slowest one of the bunch, I would have to put a holeshot on everyone of them so bad that they would be shocked at how far I got out on them that they be put to sleep at the line. I know that I am capable of doing it. Problem is I would win, but then I would not be allowed in the eliminator since I cannot go .5 under. So therefore I should be penalized for good driving and running a slow car. As far as those competitors, The Captain, well he's about ready to retire and turn the driving over to his kid because he cannot see anymore, so he is a piece of cake. The Rev and Donna do not drink beer, so I could take care of them the night before with a little party to honor them, another piece of cake. Clayton, I have talked to him on the phone long time ago and know that he used to run in one of them really fast classes SS/AA I believe. So his reflexes are shot, and Dick Moreland helps him out and I know that he can be bought, so there are three pieces of cake. But you know the old saying, "you can't have your cake and eat it too" Which is dumb, why would you have cake and not eat it. Ron Ortiz U/SA Pie R squared. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK