i might have screwed up

[SStockDart]

Oh man....I keep getting deeper and deeper without thinking. I got a mouth full of "Red Man", put on a white T shirt, shorts with black socks and wing tips, and told her I was going out to find a wife that appreciates me.....Gawd I hate that frying pan.

[Dennis P Chapman]

Originally Posted by SStockDart

Oh man....I keep getting deeper and deeper without thinking. I got a mouth full of "Red Man", put on a white T shirt, shorts with black socks and wing tips, and told her I was going out to find a wife that appreciates me.....Gawd I hate that frying pan.

Gary..............The care package is ready to ship.

[SStockDart]

Thanks Dennis, I will be watching for the package....ya know, I have been walking around in my Speed-o all afternoon and I still don't have any takers... I am starting to wonder about women these days. I just don't get it... A 64 year old man with a bald head, Red Man stained T-Shirt and a Speed-o. Ya would think these women would have some class and want me...is it just me? BTW, the pool water was gettin too hot so I flipped it over and refilled it with the hose....it is great now....oh crap...Donna just pulled out of the drive way with her bags packed.....as soon as I can find my roller skates, I think I will go look for her. (PS...don't ever tell Donna about this thread). LOL.

[Dennis P Chapman]

Originally Posted by SStockDart

Thanks Dennis, I will be watching for the package....ya know, I have been walking around in my Speed-o all afternoon and I still don't have any takers... I am starting to wonder about women these days. I just don't get it... A 64 year old man with a bald head, Red Man stained T-Shirt and a Speed-o. Ya would think these women would have some class and want me...is it just me? BTW, the pool water was gettin too hot so I flipped it over and refilled it with the hose....it is great now....oh crap...Donna just pulled out of the drive way with her bags packed.....as soon as I can find my roller skates, I think I will go look for her. (PS...don't ever tell Donna about this thread). LOL.

You need to get out of the heat have a cold one or more Lol............A speedo

[John Lang]

Try extreme chest pains, with pain going down the arms, and up and into the jaw ! Which probably will be hurting after she figures out the phony heart attach !.....John........... Past experience!

[NewHemi]

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

[KRatcliff]

Originally Posted by NewHemi

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

You should be using a neck roll when she grabs the larger one.

[SStockDart]

The surgery for detached retina went well. The concussion apparently wasn't so bad. However, I seem to have developed a new situation that I can't explain. I don't know if it is from the concussion or just old age. I seems that when I laugh, I soil myself. I went to Walmart yesterday and saw something that made me laugh. Sure enough, I soiled myself and left a mess on the floor. I really felt bad about it. I saw an intercom phone so I picked it up and said "clean up in aisle 5". Then I started feeling really embarassed so I went around the corner to watch. Sure enough the employees showed up and saw the mess. They started looking around to see who made it and didn't see me. All of the sudden, I started laughing and oops.............well, to make a long story short, when I got to the police station........................................... .......................they called Donna and she told them to keep me. I should get out in a week or two.

[Dennis P Chapman]

Gary..........Glad the surgery went well I don't thing Donna will let you leave the house. Also I can add a box of depents to the care package if you need them. Other then that hope all is well and the heals is coming along.

[SStockDart]

While at the polcie station, a female officer asked me "boxers or briefs?". I said "Depends".