i might have screwed up

[NewHemi]

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

[KRatcliff]

Originally Posted by NewHemi

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

You should be using a neck roll when she grabs the larger one.

[SStockDart]

The surgery for detached retina went well. The concussion apparently wasn't so bad. However, I seem to have developed a new situation that I can't explain. I don't know if it is from the concussion or just old age. I seems that when I laugh, I soil myself. I went to Walmart yesterday and saw something that made me laugh. Sure enough, I soiled myself and left a mess on the floor. I really felt bad about it. I saw an intercom phone so I picked it up and said "clean up in aisle 5". Then I started feeling really embarassed so I went around the corner to watch. Sure enough the employees showed up and saw the mess. They started looking around to see who made it and didn't see me. All of the sudden, I started laughing and oops.............well, to make a long story short, when I got to the police station........................................... .......................they called Donna and she told them to keep me. I should get out in a week or two.

[Dennis P Chapman]

Gary..........Glad the surgery went well I don't thing Donna will let you leave the house. Also I can add a box of depents to the care package if you need them. Other then that hope all is well and the heals is coming along.

[SStockDart]

While at the polcie station, a female officer asked me "boxers or briefs?". I said "Depends".

[SStockDart]

While at the police station, waiting for Donna, the cops throwed (a word I learned in jail) me in a holding cell with four other guys...I was really scared, although I am a big guy, I am old...these guys had tatoos on their necks, faces and all over...someone asked why everyone was in jail. The first guy proudly said he murdered his mother in law....the second guy said he "torched a church and burned five people....the third guy stood up and said that he raped an 84 year old woman...the forth guy said that he put a bomb on a train that killed 12 people........then silence, as they looked at me.....I said "me? I crapped on the floor at Walmart".