TP'd last night - Page 3

Ryan Dillman · 11-29-2008, 04:56 PM

Wow Mark remind me not to do a bad driving job in your car i would hate for you to put dog ***** in my motorhome vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Joker · 11-29-2008, 07:50 PM

Do any of the guys have uniforms delieverd at work? Super glue there zippers shut. Ever try to put your pants on with the zipper closed. You could always fill there pockets up with grease from a grease gun, after you put your pants on you always straighten your pockets out! These are two ways you do not want to start your day. Put some hi spot bluing under there door handles of there cars you just can not get that shtuff off of you. Does your time clock read a bar code on the back? Take a black ink pen and put an extra line on there cards. Catch one of them drinking a can of pop, poke a small hole about 1/2 inch below the rim where the opening is. Make it low enough so there lip does not feel it but it will spill all over them when drinking. Gotta be quick and have a sharp instrument to get it done. I used to work with a foreign guy who had a very weak stomach that poor SOB, we could make him puke almost every day.

1968chevelle · 11-30-2008, 08:29 AM

Years ago I had some guys put a open can of sardens in the springs of my truck seat up under it, i never did find it, I cleaned my truck several times, begged them to 'come clean' about two years later they did, of coarse smell was gone but empty can still there... I will add, this was dead of summer, and I was parking in an area that I had to have truck locked so that made matters even worse...

Kenny Wigington · 11-30-2008, 11:00 AM

The large tie wraps , for duct work on the driveshafts, and cut em just about an inch longer than it takes to make contact with the florboards.

I did the babypowder in the defroster vents to one friend, years ago, when they got married. It was hillarious. They both got in his truck, thinking they were clean and clear of any mischief, as he thought he had the only key.... they sat here laughing for a moment and then he turned thekey to crank, and as soon he let go of the switch, they both were covered. They still have it on video.

Mark Schmidt · 11-30-2008, 05:19 PM

Ryan,

The next time you go .008 and want to take a dime out, it's cr*&^p in your heater duct.

Mark Schmidt · 11-30-2008, 05:21 PM

Another personal favorite is itching powder in their sweat shirt. You can buy it or just use fiberglass.

Dice · 11-30-2008, 07:29 PM

at around 3:00 am, throw an air horn with the button held down by duct tape on to the perps roof. run like da wind. iv'e got more...

sc1153 · 12-01-2008, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Wigington

The large tie wraps , for duct work on the driveshafts, and cut em just about an inch longer than it takes to make contact with the florboards.

I did the babypowder in the defroster vents to one friend, years ago, when they got married. It was hillarious. They both got in his truck, thinking they were clean and clear of any mischief, as he thought he had the only key.... they sat here laughing for a moment and then he turned thekey to crank, and as soon he let go of the switch, they both were covered. They still have it on video.

PPPPPLEASE find a way to post that video.....i would LOVE TO SEE IT!

Jason Oldfield · 12-01-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luckydog

This is great!! Keep em coming. Today I actually went out and practiced hooking the horn up to the brake switch on my truck. 2 of the guys have the same truck as me. I need to be quick because I'll have to do it at work, I got it done in 2 mins. Don't really wanna get them in any legal trouble, just wanna make them wish they hadn't done it. I was thinking the same thing as the baby power trick, just thought about using styrofoam bb's or chile powder. Dog crap would be great too but I don't wanna have to smell it first!! Keep em comin!!!!

2 minutes?!?! NICE!

You've got to videotape this if you do it. A buddy of mine was particularly cruel when he did this, as he put a 2x4 under the car, and wired up about 5 horns this way (he had more than 2 minutes to do it though, as he did it in the middle of the night).

Enjoy...

11-29-2008, 04:56 PM	#21
Ryan Dillman Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis,IN Posts: 63 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Wow Mark remind me not to do a bad driving job in your car i would hate for you to put dog ***** in my motorhome vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-29-2008, 07:50 PM	#22
The Joker Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: under the bridge Posts: 17 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Do any of the guys have uniforms delieverd at work? Super glue there zippers shut. Ever try to put your pants on with the zipper closed. You could always fill there pockets up with grease from a grease gun, after you put your pants on you always straighten your pockets out! These are two ways you do not want to start your day. Put some hi spot bluing under there door handles of there cars you just can not get that shtuff off of you. Does your time clock read a bar code on the back? Take a black ink pen and put an extra line on there cards. Catch one of them drinking a can of pop, poke a small hole about 1/2 inch below the rim where the opening is. Make it low enough so there lip does not feel it but it will spill all over them when drinking. Gotta be quick and have a sharp instrument to get it done. I used to work with a foreign guy who had a very weak stomach that poor SOB, we could make him puke almost every day.

11-30-2008, 08:29 AM	#23
1968chevelle Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 19 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Years ago I had some guys put a open can of sardens in the springs of my truck seat up under it, i never did find it, I cleaned my truck several times, begged them to 'come clean' about two years later they did, of coarse smell was gone but empty can still there... I will add, this was dead of summer, and I was parking in an area that I had to have truck locked so that made matters even worse...

11-30-2008, 11:00 AM	#24
Kenny Wigington Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cumming,Ga. USA Posts: 967 Likes: 36 Liked 60 Times in 12 Posts	Re: TP'd last night The large tie wraps , for duct work on the driveshafts, and cut em just about an inch longer than it takes to make contact with the florboards. I did the babypowder in the defroster vents to one friend, years ago, when they got married. It was hillarious. They both got in his truck, thinking they were clean and clear of any mischief, as he thought he had the only key.... they sat here laughing for a moment and then he turned thekey to crank, and as soon he let go of the switch, they both were covered. They still have it on video. __________________ 2894 STK

11-30-2008, 05:19 PM	#25
Mark Schmidt Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 273 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Ryan, The next time you go .008 and want to take a dime out, it's cr*&^p in your heater duct. __________________ MDS Motorsports

11-30-2008, 05:21 PM	#26
Mark Schmidt Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 273 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Another personal favorite is itching powder in their sweat shirt. You can buy it or just use fiberglass. __________________ MDS Motorsports

11-30-2008, 07:29 PM	#27
Dice Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 38 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night at around 3:00 am, throw an air horn with the button held down by duct tape on to the perps roof. run like da wind. iv'e got more...