TP'd last night

luckydog · 11-28-2008, 12:05 AM

There is nothing like waking up Thanksgiving morning to your yard full of toliet paper. Last night some work buddies of mine decided it would be funny to TP the house. They got me bad!! I have about 25 trees and they got them all!!!!! Thing is, I caught them all and know exactly who it was. The dumb arses did it before I went to bed for the night. However, they don't know I know because at the time I caught them, if I would have confronted them, they would all have broken legs and pelvises right now. So I decided to stay in the house (the wife made me). My question is this.......got any good ideas for getting even?

I'm actually kind of their boss so their gonna get it bad enough at work, but thats not enough. This morning I got all the TP out of the trees before the frost melted (that saved a lot of time!!) and returned it to one of the guys along with unsrecwing all his valve stems, and throwing them in his car that was covered with all the TP. Went bye the house tonight and the tires were still flat so he must not have found them. There are 4 more I need to get even with, got any ideas??

Tim B · 11-28-2008, 08:11 AM

Wheel bearing grease under the car door handles!!!

Webster · 11-28-2008, 10:34 AM

Pepper spray (mace) along the backside of the hood near any air intake/vent even remotely associated with the interior of the car....been on both sides of that deal.....it'll find it's way in when they kick the fan switch on.......they'll "ball" their eyes out for days!!!!!

H.A.A.C. Racing · 11-28-2008, 11:23 AM

I like the pepper spay idea, but I think a good swift kick to the balls is in order here.

GaryGoFast · 11-28-2008, 11:45 AM

You are so lucky that you beat the heat, I cant imagine if that tissue got soft....dam

Being their boss in a big advantage, I would bide my time and think of a good one, try google.

If they are not aware that you saw them , maybe you should not say anything at work and work that angle.

Kicking them in the balls wouldnt last long enough.

Wayne Kerr · 11-28-2008, 11:50 AM

Good morning Damien,
Here's a couple:
Stick on wheel weights (a lot) on the left front wheel.
Hose clamps on the driveshaft (3 or 4 should do) all lined up of course.
I prefer high spot bluing rather than wheel bearing grease, on the desk or toolbox drawers. Also works well on bridgeport handles.
Crushed up Halls sore throat lozenges (sp.) in the shower head is a blast too. Make sure to finish it off with marshmellow creme in the white towel when he gets out of the shower.

See you at the races,
Wayne Kerr

Tim B · 11-28-2008, 02:07 PM

Damien, since your the boss could you give them phony pink slip's on Friday with there paycheck and tell them they were terminated?

H.A.A.C. Racing · 11-28-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim B

Damien, since your the boss could you give them phony pink slip's on Friday with there paycheck and tell them they were terminated?

Yeah, tell them that the T-P was traced back to work and that they are fired for steeling!

mcaruso · 11-28-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luckydog

Last night some work buddies of mine decided it would be funny to TP the house. They got me bad!! I have about 25 trees and they got them all!!!!!

....with buddies like that, who needs enemies?! Do any of them have a horse they really love???? What???I saw it in a movie!

luckydog · 11-28-2008, 04:11 PM

I've decided to play it cool and let it eat them up. I will get my revenge but it will be a well thought out plan, kinda like Oceans 11. Keep the ideas coming.

11-28-2008, 12:05 AM	#1
luckydog Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, OH Posts: 274 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	TP'd last night There is nothing like waking up Thanksgiving morning to your yard full of toliet paper. Last night some work buddies of mine decided it would be funny to TP the house. They got me bad!! I have about 25 trees and they got them all!!!!! Thing is, I caught them all and know exactly who it was. The dumb arses did it before I went to bed for the night. However, they don't know I know because at the time I caught them, if I would have confronted them, they would all have broken legs and pelvises right now. So I decided to stay in the house (the wife made me). My question is this.......got any good ideas for getting even? I'm actually kind of their boss so their gonna get it bad enough at work, but thats not enough. This morning I got all the TP out of the trees before the frost melted (that saved a lot of time!!) and returned it to one of the guys along with unsrecwing all his valve stems, and throwing them in his car that was covered with all the TP. Went bye the house tonight and the tires were still flat so he must not have found them. There are 4 more I need to get even with, got any ideas?? __________________ Damien Hazelton Lucky Dog Racing

11-28-2008, 08:11 AM	#2
Tim B Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 76 Likes: 3 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Wheel bearing grease under the car door handles!!! __________________ Tim Blount S/C Q/R 310T

11-28-2008, 10:34 AM	#3
Webster Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 24 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Pepper spray (mace) along the backside of the hood near any air intake/vent even remotely associated with the interior of the car....been on both sides of that deal.....it'll find it's way in when they kick the fan switch on.......they'll "ball" their eyes out for days!!!!!

11-28-2008, 11:23 AM	#4
H.A.A.C. Racing Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 320 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night I like the pepper spay idea, but I think a good swift kick to the balls is in order here.

11-28-2008, 11:45 AM	#5
GaryGoFast Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York Posts: 804 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: TP'd last night You are so lucky that you beat the heat, I cant imagine if that tissue got soft....dam Being their boss in a big advantage, I would bide my time and think of a good one, try google. If they are not aware that you saw them , maybe you should not say anything at work and work that angle. Kicking them in the balls wouldnt last long enough. __________________ Gary Federico S/St, S/G 1814

11-28-2008, 11:50 AM	#6
Wayne Kerr Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Out to Lunch Posts: 191 Likes: 2 Liked 26 Times in 11 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Good morning Damien, Here's a couple: Stick on wheel weights (a lot) on the left front wheel. Hose clamps on the driveshaft (3 or 4 should do) all lined up of course. I prefer high spot bluing rather than wheel bearing grease, on the desk or toolbox drawers. Also works well on bridgeport handles. Crushed up Halls sore throat lozenges (sp.) in the shower head is a blast too. Make sure to finish it off with marshmellow creme in the white towel when he gets out of the shower. See you at the races, Wayne Kerr

11-28-2008, 02:07 PM	#7
Tim B Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 76 Likes: 3 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Damien, since your the boss could you give them phony pink slip's on Friday with there paycheck and tell them they were terminated? __________________ Tim Blount S/C Q/R 310T

11-28-2008, 04:11 PM	#10
luckydog Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, OH Posts: 274 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night I've decided to play it cool and let it eat them up. I will get my revenge but it will be a well thought out plan, kinda like Oceans 11. Keep the ideas coming. __________________ Damien Hazelton Lucky Dog Racing