Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz

Pinballer · 04-01-2016, 01:12 PM

When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun!

nhramnl · 04-01-2016, 01:15 PM

Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.

MikeMoller · 04-01-2016, 02:06 PM

Can't wait for the wind tunnel results!

Jack McCarthy · 04-01-2016, 02:13 PM

wind tunnel results....
displaces wind current like a 1692 spanish clipper ship

g force ratings ...
maximum g force during braking, especially dumping

ultra secret body lightening ...
rusted a little

power adders tests...
none responded to the 285cfm induction orifice

alan johnson will no doubt learn a lot from RON !

captain
happy fools day

Eric Merryfield · 04-01-2016, 04:28 PM

You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one.

Bruce Fulper · 04-01-2016, 05:10 PM

Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

Billy Nees · 04-01-2016, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Fulper

Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)

From the neck up!

04-01-2016, 01:12 PM	#1
Pinballer Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Suburbs of fabulous Lerna IL Posts: 215 Likes: 10 Liked 13 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz When I finally make it to an event, can I park next to you, Ron? You sound fun! __________________ Brian Saunders Lerna IL '79 AMX T/SA 3790 currently being resurrected

04-01-2016, 01:15 PM	#2
nhramnl Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 507 Likes: 8 Liked 358 Times in 83 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Rumor has it that Alan will bring a folding chair and a sandwich up the starting line when you run, so he doesn't get bored waiting for you complete a pass.

04-01-2016, 02:06 PM	#3
MikeMoller Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 637 Likes: 27 Liked 254 Times in 78 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Can't wait for the wind tunnel results! __________________ Mike Moller NHRA 203 Q-R-T/SA

04-01-2016, 02:13 PM	#4
Jack McCarthy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: lyndon ky. ... louisville area Posts: 1,322 Likes: 29 Liked 476 Times in 117 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz wind tunnel results.... displaces wind current like a 1692 spanish clipper ship g force ratings ... maximum g force during braking, especially dumping ultra secret body lightening ... rusted a little power adders tests... none responded to the 285cfm induction orifice alan johnson will no doubt learn a lot from RON ! captain happy fools day __________________ Jack McCarthy 3609 STK "the Captain"

04-01-2016, 04:28 PM	#5
Eric Merryfield Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 872 Likes: 1 Liked 502 Times in 130 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz You forgot to add his dads dragpak, so he can crew 2 for the price of one. __________________ Eric Merryfield 1883 STK

04-01-2016, 05:10 PM	#6
Bruce Fulper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 651 Likes: 4 Liked 54 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Alan Johnson to crew for Ron Ortiz Good choice AJ. Ortiz is solid. "Like A Rock" :-)