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[Ron Ortiz]

Hey Billy, you got a cell phone. Give me a call, maybe I can offer some advice for where you can go. 941-773-7948

Do you like scantily clad women or well dressed ladies.
Do you prefer a greasy sloppy runny burger of fine dining at a Italian Restaurant.
Do you want Jose Cuervo or Diet Kool Aid..
Do you like beautiful sunsets or miserable mosquito laden stagnant pond.
Do you like driving on open highways or sitting in traffic.
Do you enjoy a fine Cuban cigar or a drubbed out non filtered Lucky Strike.
Do you want to be a respected citizen or a convicted and wanted scum bag.
Do you want to travel in luxury in a new car or ride around in a troubled Yugo.
Do you want to hear adventurous stories or boring technical jargon of a ball bearing.
Do you want to have fun or just being a grumpy old fart with nothing but complaints.
Do you want a sun tan or just being a faded chunk of bright white flesh.
Do you want to be recognized as the genius that you are or just another degenerate.
Do you believe in aliens or that you crawled out of mud pit.

If you gave serious though to any of these questions, please contact someone else, I don't want to be with you.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA so you want to get in trouble.