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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police . 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today. 'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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Good one !
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Loved those! Saw one ironically hanging on a wall in a restaurant last night ...
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OLD is when you get up in the morning looking forward to "Nap time"
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09-19-2013, 04:45 PM | #6 |
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Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.
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09-20-2013, 12:53 PM | #8 |
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This is Ron's wife Cindy. Thanks for the comment Keith944. See what you have done, he tried to taste it and now he's gone.
Cindy Ortiz U/SA now it's mine
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