"old" is when....
 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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Good one !

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Pappy,you're as old as you want to be.

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Loved those! Saw one ironically hanging on a wall in a restaurant last night ...

middle age is when you have two choices to decide between and you go with the one that will get you home earlier.

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OLD is when you get up in the morning looking forward to "Nap time"

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Old is when.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................uh......... .................................................. ...............um................................. .................................................. .................old is when you're............................................ um................................................ ................................uhh............... .........................................never mind.

Ron Or..............
U/SA.................um

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ummmmm. you been eating them odd plants again?

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This is Ron's wife Cindy. Thanks for the comment Keith944. See what you have done, he tried to taste it and now he's gone.

Cindy Ortiz
U/SA now it's mine