Looking For a Job??? NHRA Tech is Hiring!!!

Qualifications:
1) Must have 20/600 vision
with corrective lenses.
2) Must have hearing skills of a rock drummer.
3) Must hae communication skills of Ed O'brien.
4) Must have thought process of a Neanderthal.
5) Must have patience of a saint to handle having decisions overridden by D.G.

Did I miss anything???????????????????????????

Ed F.
15 T/SA