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CBS · 08-22-2012, 11:30 AM

I think you were drinking when you started this thread.....

Jeff Teuton · 08-22-2012, 11:37 AM

Rock, you could be quite right. Maybe it has something to do with another situation that happened yesterday. I was walking in the parking lot of Phantoms Lounge, which is accross the street with the world famous Phantom. We found a bag of something that had obviously fallen out of someone's car the night before. It was black and smelled funny. We called the Sheriff (who is the running buddy of Phantom) and he knew what it was. I can't remember; some kind of dope; wasn't crack. He took it. Maybe that exposure has something to do with all this. There must be a higher meaning. Did I ever tell yall about Phantoms Lounge around Mardi Gras. Always a good story. Leaving for BG shortly. Yall gonna miss me?

Peter Ash · 08-22-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CBS

I think you were drinking when you started this thread.....

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Jeff, don't think about it at all!

BTW, your beer is cheap and inexpensive. The real beer is all north of 49.

James L Miller · 08-22-2012, 12:07 PM

I'm picturing a Cajun Viking funeral. Set Jeff in a pirogue and build a pyre from some old racing slicks. Send him down the bayou at dusk.

Kenny Bomar · 08-22-2012, 01:09 PM

Hi Jeff , I know everybody is having fun and I'm all for having a good laugh, but since you brought it up, it's not near as important what they do with this old house after we move out, but where we are relocating to, is the most important thing, we need to have our reservations previously made in the (non-smoking area!) a true relationship with Jesus Christ is the only way, If you haven't done this or aren't sure about it, I can give more info if anyone needs it 901/4135330 anytime. I hope yall have a great time at BG and Indy, i just talked to kevin yesterday getting some more wisdom from the clutch "Master"

MikeMoller · 08-22-2012, 06:21 PM

Jeff,

This typically happens right before you are sucked into a black hole, where the liquer and bear flows freely, food is good, racing is cheap,all indexes and classifications are perfect, all rules are fair,and the sanctioning bodies pay you to show up and race for huge purses!

55 Chevy · 08-22-2012, 10:01 PM

Hi Jeff

Here is my plan for when I am near done.
They often say that we drink the same water our ancesters did. It has just been recycled a "few" times.
I figure on that note why not the same for my body. I have asked that when I am near death that I be wrapped in burlap(which I have already purchased and am letting rot outside) and be driven out to my spot in the mountains. From that point I would be taken to the top of a certain steep hill overlooking those same mountains and be given a good push where I would roll for some time until rest. Hopefully I will be deceased at that point and wild animals will take care of me putting me back in the system within days.
We have even discussed it with our lawyer and it is completely legal in Canada as long as I am not dead when tranportation to the hills takes place. You cannot dispose of a dead body up here and I would assume the same rules apply in the U.S.
My wife thinks I am crazy but my son thinks its a great idea. I even have someone who will do the deed for me.

Allan

Hemi Moose · 08-23-2012, 03:33 PM

You can always have your painter mix your ashes into the spray gun when the cars get painted...that way when the family hits the road for various tracks "you" can keep on racing forever.

08-22-2012, 11:30 AM	#11
CBS VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Commerce, Mi Posts: 1,387 Likes: 1 Liked 4 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign I think you were drinking when you started this thread.....

08-22-2012, 11:37 AM	#12
Jeff Teuton VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houma, LA Posts: 2,717 Likes: 2 Liked 325 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Rock, you could be quite right. Maybe it has something to do with another situation that happened yesterday. I was walking in the parking lot of Phantoms Lounge, which is accross the street with the world famous Phantom. We found a bag of something that had obviously fallen out of someone's car the night before. It was black and smelled funny. We called the Sheriff (who is the running buddy of Phantom) and he knew what it was. I can't remember; some kind of dope; wasn't crack. He took it. Maybe that exposure has something to do with all this. There must be a higher meaning. Did I ever tell yall about Phantoms Lounge around Mardi Gras. Always a good story. Leaving for BG shortly. Yall gonna miss me? __________________ Jeff Teuton 4022 STK Last edited by Jeff Teuton; 08-22-2012 at 11:41 AM. Reason: No good reason

08-22-2012, 12:07 PM	#14
James L Miller Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 494 Likes: 6 Liked 25 Times in 16 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign I'm picturing a Cajun Viking funeral. Set Jeff in a pirogue and build a pyre from some old racing slicks. Send him down the bayou at dusk. __________________ Mopar 2 Ya!

08-22-2012, 01:09 PM	#15
Kenny Bomar Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: mphs tn Posts: 223 Likes: 3 Liked 424 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Hi Jeff , I know everybody is having fun and I'm all for having a good laugh, but since you brought it up, it's not near as important what they do with this old house after we move out, but where we are relocating to, is the most important thing, we need to have our reservations previously made in the (non-smoking area!) a true relationship with Jesus Christ is the only way, If you haven't done this or aren't sure about it, I can give more info if anyone needs it 901/4135330 anytime. I hope yall have a great time at BG and Indy, i just talked to kevin yesterday getting some more wisdom from the clutch "Master"

08-22-2012, 06:21 PM	#16
MikeMoller Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 637 Likes: 27 Liked 254 Times in 78 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Jeff, This typically happens right before you are sucked into a black hole, where the liquer and bear flows freely, food is good, racing is cheap,all indexes and classifications are perfect, all rules are fair,and the sanctioning bodies pay you to show up and race for huge purses! __________________ Mike Moller NHRA 203 Q-R-T/SA

08-22-2012, 10:01 PM	#17
55 Chevy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Calgary,Alberta area Posts: 228 Likes: 23 Liked 16 Times in 14 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Hi Jeff Here is my plan for when I am near done. They often say that we drink the same water our ancesters did. It has just been recycled a "few" times. I figure on that note why not the same for my body. I have asked that when I am near death that I be wrapped in burlap(which I have already purchased and am letting rot outside) and be driven out to my spot in the mountains. From that point I would be taken to the top of a certain steep hill overlooking those same mountains and be given a good push where I would roll for some time until rest. Hopefully I will be deceased at that point and wild animals will take care of me putting me back in the system within days. We have even discussed it with our lawyer and it is completely legal in Canada as long as I am not dead when tranportation to the hills takes place. You cannot dispose of a dead body up here and I would assume the same rules apply in the U.S. My wife thinks I am crazy but my son thinks its a great idea. I even have someone who will do the deed for me. Allan

08-23-2012, 03:33 PM	#18
Hemi Moose VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,824 Likes: 0 Liked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign You can always have your painter mix your ashes into the spray gun when the cars get painted...that way when the family hits the road for various tracks "you" can keep on racing forever.