Good Sign or Bad Sign

MikeMoller · 08-22-2012, 06:21 PM

Jeff,

This typically happens right before you are sucked into a black hole, where the liquer and bear flows freely, food is good, racing is cheap,all indexes and classifications are perfect, all rules are fair,and the sanctioning bodies pay you to show up and race for huge purses!

55 Chevy · 08-22-2012, 10:01 PM

Hi Jeff

Here is my plan for when I am near done.
They often say that we drink the same water our ancesters did. It has just been recycled a "few" times.
I figure on that note why not the same for my body. I have asked that when I am near death that I be wrapped in burlap(which I have already purchased and am letting rot outside) and be driven out to my spot in the mountains. From that point I would be taken to the top of a certain steep hill overlooking those same mountains and be given a good push where I would roll for some time until rest. Hopefully I will be deceased at that point and wild animals will take care of me putting me back in the system within days.
We have even discussed it with our lawyer and it is completely legal in Canada as long as I am not dead when tranportation to the hills takes place. You cannot dispose of a dead body up here and I would assume the same rules apply in the U.S.
My wife thinks I am crazy but my son thinks its a great idea. I even have someone who will do the deed for me.

Allan

Hemi Moose · 08-23-2012, 03:33 PM

You can always have your painter mix your ashes into the spray gun when the cars get painted...that way when the family hits the road for various tracks "you" can keep on racing forever.

08-22-2012, 06:21 PM	#1
MikeMoller Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 637 Likes: 27 Liked 254 Times in 78 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Jeff, This typically happens right before you are sucked into a black hole, where the liquer and bear flows freely, food is good, racing is cheap,all indexes and classifications are perfect, all rules are fair,and the sanctioning bodies pay you to show up and race for huge purses! __________________ Mike Moller NHRA 203 Q-R-T/SA

08-22-2012, 10:01 PM	#2
55 Chevy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Calgary,Alberta area Posts: 229 Likes: 23 Liked 20 Times in 15 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign Hi Jeff Here is my plan for when I am near done. They often say that we drink the same water our ancesters did. It has just been recycled a "few" times. I figure on that note why not the same for my body. I have asked that when I am near death that I be wrapped in burlap(which I have already purchased and am letting rot outside) and be driven out to my spot in the mountains. From that point I would be taken to the top of a certain steep hill overlooking those same mountains and be given a good push where I would roll for some time until rest. Hopefully I will be deceased at that point and wild animals will take care of me putting me back in the system within days. We have even discussed it with our lawyer and it is completely legal in Canada as long as I am not dead when tranportation to the hills takes place. You cannot dispose of a dead body up here and I would assume the same rules apply in the U.S. My wife thinks I am crazy but my son thinks its a great idea. I even have someone who will do the deed for me. Allan

08-23-2012, 03:33 PM	#3
Hemi Moose VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,824 Likes: 0 Liked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Good Sign or Bad Sign You can always have your painter mix your ashes into the spray gun when the cars get painted...that way when the family hits the road for various tracks "you" can keep on racing forever.