Help Wanted - Page 2

tim worner · 08-04-2012, 06:41 PM

I withdraw in favor of Amy. I agree there is none better.

Greg Hill · 08-04-2012, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Niceswanger

I'll talk to Brother John but,.. We might be able to lend you Amy. She is the BEST social director in the East..Of Coarse we are a tad bit bias.....................

I don't know if Jeff could handle Amy.

Jeff Teuton · 08-04-2012, 08:08 PM

Sounds like Amy went to the front of the line. Do I know Amy? That CRS thing you know.
By the way, the person in charge of Social things must be familiar with correct stemware for those who do not drink beer. No wine in plastic cups etc, drinks should have proper glassware, I mean I (along with my Social Director) will bring Drag Racing up another notch.

Chris Hardy · 08-04-2012, 09:23 PM

I am your man!!! I will pay you for the privilege!!!

Joe Martens · 08-04-2012, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Niceswanger

I'll talk to Brother John but,.. We might be able to lend you Amy. She is the BEST social director in the East..Of Coarse we are a tad bit bias.....................

Where's the like button! Lol!

Hemi Moose · 08-05-2012, 12:18 AM

I may be wrong but I think Jeff is starting to think like John Force is...and is going to hire a bunch of hired guns to take out the competition!

treessavoy · 08-05-2012, 01:09 AM

Application is in the mail but I ain't wearin' no bikini !

JimR

Ron Ortiz · 08-05-2012, 10:04 AM

I am the most qualified individual out there. I have met every qualification you mentioned several times and then some. Actually, I can improve your standards by several notches. For the better part of some sixty years I have perfected the art of organized and disruptive social behavior along with controlled patience of obnoxious individuals, some of who you may know. Additionally, I have the capabilities of remaining coherent for a long duration of time.

Of course with my extremely high qualifications comes a high price tag. Though you are looking for the right person, I will need for you to provide me with YOUR qualifications and exact needs to determine the correct amount of pay. Upon approval I will submit the necessary funding. Looking forward to your response.

It should be noted that with this contract the wagon is available for pit rides and services. Ask anyone who has ever had the privilege of riding in the "cracked wagon" what an experience it is.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA the show must go on

Dave Layer · 08-05-2012, 12:56 PM

Big Jeff

I agree with Tim Worner and Jeff Wanger. Amy surpasses all of your requirements (over qualified). She is the one.

Many girls and guys like to brag about how much they have drank, what I love about Amy and friend Cori is they are only concerned with what is still in the cooler. When they get below an 18 pack (each) they really get nervous about running out. Can you say "Beer Run"?

My only concern would be if she could break her prior comitment as Social Director to the "Good Time Gang" and their pit area back by gate 8.

See ya in BG

Dave

Amy Niceswanger · 08-05-2012, 10:12 PM

LMAO...thanks guys for your vote of confidence!!! Obviously, my commitment to the Good TIme Gang is number one priority in Indy (and all D3 events) but hanging out with the Teuton gang would be the chance of a lifetime..Heard nothing but good things about that group...and for the record, Mr. Layer is absolutely correct....get Cori and I without at least a case of beer in the cooler and we start getting REALLY nervous!!!

08-04-2012, 06:41 PM	#11
tim worner Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: duncannon Posts: 837 Likes: 14 Liked 126 Times in 20 Posts	Re: Help Wanted I withdraw in favor of Amy. I agree there is none better. __________________ Tim Worner SS 1747

08-04-2012, 08:08 PM	#13
Jeff Teuton VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houma, LA Posts: 2,717 Likes: 2 Liked 325 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Help Wanted Sounds like Amy went to the front of the line. Do I know Amy? That CRS thing you know. By the way, the person in charge of Social things must be familiar with correct stemware for those who do not drink beer. No wine in plastic cups etc, drinks should have proper glassware, I mean I (along with my Social Director) will bring Drag Racing up another notch. __________________ Jeff Teuton 4022 STK

08-04-2012, 09:23 PM	#14
Chris Hardy Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Muskegon, Michigan Posts: 57 Likes: 0 Liked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Help Wanted I am your man!!! I will pay you for the privilege!!!

08-05-2012, 12:18 AM	#16
Hemi Moose VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,824 Likes: 0 Liked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Help Wanted I may be wrong but I think Jeff is starting to think like John Force is...and is going to hire a bunch of hired guns to take out the competition!

08-05-2012, 01:09 AM	#17
treessavoy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Dunnellon,FL Posts: 1,103 Likes: 0 Liked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Help Wanted Application is in the mail but I ain't wearin' no bikini ! JimR __________________ Jim Rountree

08-05-2012, 10:04 AM	#18
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Help Wanted I am the most qualified individual out there. I have met every qualification you mentioned several times and then some. Actually, I can improve your standards by several notches. For the better part of some sixty years I have perfected the art of organized and disruptive social behavior along with controlled patience of obnoxious individuals, some of who you may know. Additionally, I have the capabilities of remaining coherent for a long duration of time. Of course with my extremely high qualifications comes a high price tag. Though you are looking for the right person, I will need for you to provide me with YOUR qualifications and exact needs to determine the correct amount of pay. Upon approval I will submit the necessary funding. Looking forward to your response. It should be noted that with this contract the wagon is available for pit rides and services. Ask anyone who has ever had the privilege of riding in the "cracked wagon" what an experience it is. Ron Ortiz U/SA the show must go on __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

08-05-2012, 12:56 PM	#19
Dave Layer Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 93 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Help Wanted Big Jeff I agree with Tim Worner and Jeff Wanger. Amy surpasses all of your requirements (over qualified). She is the one. Many girls and guys like to brag about how much they have drank, what I love about Amy and friend Cori is they are only concerned with what is still in the cooler. When they get below an 18 pack (each) they really get nervous about running out. Can you say "Beer Run"? My only concern would be if she could break her prior comitment as Social Director to the "Good Time Gang" and their pit area back by gate 8. See ya in BG Dave

08-05-2012, 10:12 PM	#20
Amy Niceswanger Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Zanesville, Ohio Posts: 94 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Help Wanted LMAO...thanks guys for your vote of confidence!!! Obviously, my commitment to the Good TIme Gang is number one priority in Indy (and all D3 events) but hanging out with the Teuton gang would be the chance of a lifetime..Heard nothing but good things about that group...and for the record, Mr. Layer is absolutely correct....get Cori and I without at least a case of beer in the cooler and we start getting REALLY nervous!!!