Joke

Jim Wahl · 05-07-2012, 02:54 PM

Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm

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Dick Butler · 05-07-2012, 07:38 PM

Heil! yes

Eddies66 · 05-08-2012, 09:12 AM

The Pastor's ARSE

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ARSE WINS.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR’S
ARSE.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ARSE IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS
ARSE FOR $10.

The Bishop couldn't take it, so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ARSE IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.

There are two morals of the story . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
and stop worrying about everyone else's ARSE and
you'll be a lot happier!

Bob Don · 05-09-2012, 08:35 AM

A priest goes to the docks to buy a fish for dinner at the monastery. He tells the fisherman he wants a good fish and the fisherman grabs a fish and says, "This is a nice son-of-a-bitch!"

The priest is taken aback and sayas, "I beg your pardon!"

The fishmonger tries to cover his tracks, "um...you see father...a female fish is called a bitch and this fish is a son-of-a-bitch."

The priest accepts the explanation and brings the fish back to the monastary. He sees the bishop and says, "Look at this fine son-of-a-bitch I got for dinner!"

The bishop is shocked until the priest explains that a female fish is called a bitch.

The bishop sees the cardinal and tells him,"The priest got a nice son-of-a-bitch for dinner!" The cardinal is shocked until the bishop explains the nomenclature of the fish.

That evening, everyone was sitting at the table enjoying the fish dinner. The priest exclaimed, "That's a tasty son-of-a-bitch." The bishop concurred, "Delicious son-of-a-bitch". The cardinal went on, "A fine son-of-a-bitch indeed!"

The priest then turned to the newest priest and asked him, "Father Flanagan, what do you think?"

Father Flanagan said, "I don't know about the fish, but I think I'm gonna like working at this f*cking monastery!"

Ed Fernandez · 05-09-2012, 10:52 AM

Very good Bob.

49 more to go.

05-07-2012, 02:54 PM	#1
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,843 Likes: 666 Liked 683 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Joke Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm . __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 D2 National Open Stock Champion 1981 D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

05-07-2012, 07:38 PM	#2
Dick Butler VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 1,196 Likes: 5 Liked 32 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Joke Heil! yes

05-08-2012, 09:12 AM	#3
Eddies66 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rancho Mirage, CA Posts: 1,308 Likes: 300 Liked 881 Times in 452 Posts	Re: Joke The Pastor's ARSE A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ARSE WINS. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ARSE. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ARSE IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ARSE FOR $10. The Bishop couldn't take it, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ARSE IS WILD AND FREE.. The Bishop was buried the next day. There are two morals of the story . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. and stop worrying about everyone else's ARSE and you'll be a lot happier!

05-09-2012, 08:35 AM	#4
Bob Don VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Greater Boston Posts: 1,494 Likes: 1,111 Liked 893 Times in 190 Posts	Re: Joke A priest goes to the docks to buy a fish for dinner at the monastery. He tells the fisherman he wants a good fish and the fisherman grabs a fish and says, "This is a nice son-of-a-bitch!" The priest is taken aback and sayas, "I beg your pardon!" The fishmonger tries to cover his tracks, "um...you see father...a female fish is called a bitch and this fish is a son-of-a-bitch." The priest accepts the explanation and brings the fish back to the monastary. He sees the bishop and says, "Look at this fine son-of-a-bitch I got for dinner!" The bishop is shocked until the priest explains that a female fish is called a bitch. The bishop sees the cardinal and tells him,"The priest got a nice son-of-a-bitch for dinner!" The cardinal is shocked until the bishop explains the nomenclature of the fish. That evening, everyone was sitting at the table enjoying the fish dinner. The priest exclaimed, "That's a tasty son-of-a-bitch." The bishop concurred, "Delicious son-of-a-bitch". The cardinal went on, "A fine son-of-a-bitch indeed!" The priest then turned to the newest priest and asked him, "Father Flanagan, what do you think?" Father Flanagan said, "I don't know about the fish, but I think I'm gonna like working at this f*cking monastery!" __________________ Bob Don 128 SS

05-09-2012, 10:52 AM	#5
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Joke Very good Bob. 49 more to go. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA