Joke

Tom keedle · 04-21-2012, 10:07 AM

geeezzz, that's bad.......

NewHemi · 04-21-2012, 12:07 PM

Shaggy Dog Jokes....

You started it Ed...

OK, now, let them roll...

Roy Rogers had been to the store and bought a beautiful new pair of Cowboy boots. Everyone in town had admired his new boots, and he was quite pleased with them..

The next day he was out on the range when suddenly he was attacked by a fierce mountain lion.

Roy fought hard against the Mountain lion, but he dropped his gun, and had no way to fight it off.

Finally Trigger ran off, and he fell on the ground, as the lion continued to attack him. He kicked and he kicked as he tried to defend himself, and the lion bit and ripped at his feet, shredding his boots, as he finally kicked the lion to death..

He threw the lion up on trigger's back and rode back into town, where he was stooped by his old friend Gabby Hayes....

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

David
The New Hemi Guy

Ed Fernandez · 04-21-2012, 08:36 PM

I liked Artie chokes three for a dollar better.:>):>):>)

70 more to go

NewHemi · 05-05-2012, 11:30 PM

So did I Ed, but I was hoping that we would see a few more...

Guess I had hoped for too much.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Ed Fernandez · 05-06-2012, 10:55 PM

David,the best jokes I've heard lately would,under the new rules and regulations,get me bounced,if you know what I mean.

55 more to go.

NewHemi · 05-07-2012, 11:29 AM

I understand.

The biggest jokes in the world, are the ones we cant talk about it.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Jim Wahl · 05-07-2012, 02:54 PM

Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm

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04-21-2012, 10:07 AM	#1
Tom keedle Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Berthoud, Coloraduh Posts: 695 Likes: 13 Liked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Joke geeezzz, that's bad....... __________________ without losers,winning means nothing.

04-21-2012, 12:07 PM	#2
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke Shaggy Dog Jokes.... You started it Ed... OK, now, let them roll... Roy Rogers had been to the store and bought a beautiful new pair of Cowboy boots. Everyone in town had admired his new boots, and he was quite pleased with them.. The next day he was out on the range when suddenly he was attacked by a fierce mountain lion. Roy fought hard against the Mountain lion, but he dropped his gun, and had no way to fight it off. Finally Trigger ran off, and he fell on the ground, as the lion continued to attack him. He kicked and he kicked as he tried to defend himself, and the lion bit and ripped at his feet, shredding his boots, as he finally kicked the lion to death.. He threw the lion up on trigger's back and rode back into town, where he was stooped by his old friend Gabby Hayes.... Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes? David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 04-21-2012 at 12:16 PM.

04-21-2012, 08:36 PM	#3
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Joke I liked Artie chokes three for a dollar better.:>):>):>) 70 more to go __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

05-05-2012, 11:30 PM	#4
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke So did I Ed, but I was hoping that we would see a few more... Guess I had hoped for too much. David The New Hemi Guy

05-06-2012, 10:55 PM	#5
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Joke David,the best jokes I've heard lately would,under the new rules and regulations,get me bounced,if you know what I mean. 55 more to go. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

05-07-2012, 11:29 AM	#6
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke I understand. The biggest jokes in the world, are the ones we cant talk about it. David The New Hemi Guy

05-07-2012, 02:54 PM	#7
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,844 Likes: 666 Liked 683 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Joke Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm . __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 NHRA D2 National Open Stock Champion 1982 NHRA D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.