NHRA / IHRA merger talks begin. LA Times

[Ed Fernandez]

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

OK Ed, how's this.

In late breaking news it was discovered that more people in the NY / NJ area are related to each other, according to recent census data. This displaces all the southern states as the #1 ranking. Researchers noted that most names ended in a vowel.

In other news, cereal giants General Mills and Post have announced that all their cereals containing flakes will now be manufactured at west coast facilities, citing it was a perfect fit.

From a previous report earlier today, talks between drag racing's sanctioning bodies, the NHRA and the IHRA came to an abrupt end after it was disclosed in talks that their goals have been reversed from their previous founders beliefs.

Film at 11:00

Ron Ortiz
a fiction of your imagination

There isn't an iota of truth in #2 or #3.