Who really is the best at....

[Chad Rhodes]

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

Here is a little different twist on things that we normally discuss on this forum. The following are questions that only you, the sportsman racers know from previous experiences. They are not your everyday questions, but question nonetheless. You all know the answers because you have witnessed the results.

Questions are presented in no particular order. Answers are for sportsman drivers only, and that is not including the alky classes.

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest? the dog, if a gator ain't got him yet, he must be pretty quick

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team?

#4. Who is the cagiest poker player?

#5. Who makes the best desserts? the redline sports bar at No Problem

#6. Who has the most swollen head? not even gonna go there

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things? Conway Whitten

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting? Jeff teuton, if we count beer as a food group

#10. Who is the best cook? the dog's crew

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree? probably the terminator, although Slate might be up there too

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?

#15. Who is the funniest person out there? Craig Couris

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most? NHRA

#17. Who is the tightest person you know? my dad

#18. Who can speak the most languages?

#19. If you had to eliminate one person who has been on this forum presently or from before they were banned, who would it be? there are a few no name, no class racers. I may nto agree with some others, but if they have a vested interest in class racing, we can respectfully disagree

#20. Who has the most fun overall? Phil Hollingsworth

By answering one or any questions you automatically qualify for acknowledgement of your answers. Answer truthfully as this has no bearing on any rankings of any type. Thank you for your time.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA only 20 questions?

my $.02