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05-28-2012, 10:43 PM
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i might have screwed up
Donna has been in Tucson for about a week tending to her ill father. Our house is getting a little messy, so, the "mans man" that I am, I sent her a text....."Hi honey, I love you...you need to get your azz home. The house is a mess and I am sick and tired of picking up after myself". She will be home Wednesday. I already unloaded all the guns and hid the cast iron frying pans.....am I missing anything? I will give you the report from the hospital on Thursday.
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05-28-2012, 10:45 PM
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Re: i might have screwed up
Put the Poison Control Center hotline number in your phone.
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05-28-2012, 10:57 PM
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Re: i might have screwed up
Good one...lMAO
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05-28-2012, 11:03 PM
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Re: i might have screwed up
I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.
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05-28-2012, 11:05 PM
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Re: i might have screwed up
I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.
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05-28-2012, 11:30 PM
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Re: i might have screwed up
Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.
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05-29-2012, 05:54 AM
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Re: i might have screwed up
Don't know how long you have been married, but you can't fool a wife that has been around for a while...and don't forget she might have marked the bottle....or anything else that she thought you might tell tells about....So think before you try to fool her...Good luck
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05-29-2012, 07:36 AM
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Re: i might have screwed up
Gary, I am going to have to teach you how to cowboy cook and sleep in a Butler Bag outside. The wife comes home and nothing has changed or dirtied, works for me every time.
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