i might have screwed up

SStockDart · 05-29-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dennis P Chapman

Gary...........I don't have and answer for you but the story is getting good Lol

. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

Dennis P Chapman · 05-29-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SStockDart

. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

Well if you thing she may beat the crap out of you give her a lot of jack and coke first out at the pool. Then let her go in the house you may get the free pass this time. Good luck Gary.

John Lang · 06-09-2012, 12:34 PM

Try extreme chest pains, with pain going down the arms, and up and into the jaw ! Which probably will be hurting after she figures out the phony heart attach !.....John........... Past experience!

NewHemi · 06-10-2012, 10:26 PM

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

KRatcliff · 06-11-2012, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NewHemi

I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance......

I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years.

Funny stuff Gary....

David
The New Hemi Guy

You should be using a neck roll when she grabs the larger one.

SStockDart · 06-11-2012, 12:43 PM

The surgery for detached retina went well. The concussion apparently wasn't so bad. However, I seem to have developed a new situation that I can't explain. I don't know if it is from the concussion or just old age. I seems that when I laugh, I soil myself. I went to Walmart yesterday and saw something that made me laugh. Sure enough, I soiled myself and left a mess on the floor. I really felt bad about it. I saw an intercom phone so I picked it up and said "clean up in aisle 5". Then I started feeling really embarassed so I went around the corner to watch. Sure enough the employees showed up and saw the mess. They started looking around to see who made it and didn't see me. All of the sudden, I started laughing and oops.............well, to make a long story short, when I got to the police station........................................... .......................they called Donna and she told them to keep me. I should get out in a week or two.

Dennis P Chapman · 06-11-2012, 01:55 PM

Gary..........Glad the surgery went well I don't thing Donna will let you leave the house. Also I can add a box of depents to the care package if you need them. Other then that hope all is well and the heals is coming along.

SStockDart · 05-29-2012, 12:26 AM

This is Donna, I have hijacked my former husband's thread. I will be home Wednesday....services for Gary will be held Saturday. BTW I have a 68 Dart and a 69 Roadrunner for sale.

Dennis P Chapman · 05-29-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SStockDart

This is Donna, I have hijacked my former husband's thread. I will be home Wednesday....services for Gary will be held Saturday. BTW I have a 68 Dart and a 69 Roadrunner for sale.

Gary..........You have till wednesday get a lot of sleep you will need it Donna is pissed Lol.

SStockDart · 05-29-2012, 12:44 AM

Hey Dennis, thanks for playing along. I know, you know that this is a joke. The fact of the matter is, I miss her (funny how that works). I copied Donna on these comments and she is cracking up. I see you are in New Jersey...I've never been there. The furthest east we have raced is Ohio. If and when our paths cross, let me shake your hand.......until then, the black cast iron frying pan is hidden. LOL

06-09-2012, 12:34 PM	#3
John Lang Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sheboygan Wi Posts: 391 Likes: 0 Liked 6 Times in 2 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Try extreme chest pains, with pain going down the arms, and up and into the jaw ! Which probably will be hurting after she figures out the phony heart attach !.....John........... Past experience! __________________ John Lang 365 STK, SS

06-10-2012, 10:26 PM	#4
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: i might have screwed up I was showing my lady this thread, and we both laughed. She said don't forget, I have two cast iron skillets, so before you get any ideas about .....anything but me...... be warned in advance...... I have found a new use for my racing helmet. The skillets still make a lot of noise when they hit, but they still hurt a little bit less because of tehehelmet. And thankfully she doesnt check the SFI expiraration date on it so I dont have buy a new one every two years. Funny stuff Gary.... David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 06-10-2012 at 10:32 PM.

06-11-2012, 12:43 PM	#6
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up The surgery for detached retina went well. The concussion apparently wasn't so bad. However, I seem to have developed a new situation that I can't explain. I don't know if it is from the concussion or just old age. I seems that when I laugh, I soil myself. I went to Walmart yesterday and saw something that made me laugh. Sure enough, I soiled myself and left a mess on the floor. I really felt bad about it. I saw an intercom phone so I picked it up and said "clean up in aisle 5". Then I started feeling really embarassed so I went around the corner to watch. Sure enough the employees showed up and saw the mess. They started looking around to see who made it and didn't see me. All of the sudden, I started laughing and oops.............well, to make a long story short, when I got to the police station........................................... .......................they called Donna and she told them to keep me. I should get out in a week or two. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911 Last edited by SStockDart; 06-11-2012 at 12:51 PM.

06-11-2012, 01:55 PM	#7
Dennis P Chapman VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toms River NJ Posts: 1,594 Likes: 415 Liked 53 Times in 25 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Gary..........Glad the surgery went well I don't thing Donna will let you leave the house. Also I can add a box of depents to the care package if you need them. Other then that hope all is well and the heals is coming along. __________________ Dennis P Chapman 1904 STK NHRA National Record Holder Car Owner.

05-29-2012, 12:26 AM	#8
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up This is Donna, I have hijacked my former husband's thread. I will be home Wednesday....services for Gary will be held Saturday. BTW I have a 68 Dart and a 69 Roadrunner for sale. __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

05-29-2012, 12:44 AM	#10
SStockDart VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arizona, Texan forever Posts: 1,176 Likes: 878 Liked 574 Times in 212 Posts	Re: i might have screwed up Hey Dennis, thanks for playing along. I know, you know that this is a joke. The fact of the matter is, I miss her (funny how that works). I copied Donna on these comments and she is cracking up. I see you are in New Jersey...I've never been there. The furthest east we have raced is Ohio. If and when our paths cross, let me shake your hand.......until then, the black cast iron frying pan is hidden. LOL __________________ Gary Hansen - SS/FA 4911, B/SA 4911

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