STOP THE PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout
 

STOP THE PRESS: BREAKING NEWS
Third annual Tim Hebert Hemi Chootout (THHC) to be contested at Jegs Sports Nationals (JSN), Bowling Green, Ky. Memorial Day weekend 2016.
In lieu of the recent demise of our beloved venue for the THHC, Cajun Sports Nationals in Belle Rose, La. An emergency board meeting of the Division Four Hemi Good Guys was held December 17, 2015 at 11:50 PM. I forged proxies from voting members Wolford, Kent, Henson, Palliot, Stewart and Moore and in teleconference with member Fazzallore who forged proxies for Lil’ Joe and Gordon. NO PROBLEM!!! (now that’s a pun). In unanimous consent the following business was conducted:

• A resolution to notify NHRA of our intent to contest the THHC at JSN Memorial Day weekend and in the spirt of that weekend allow any member of our Armed Services “here to see the Chootout” be granted free admission.
• A resolution to reelect Frito to the Chairman of “FREE SH*T” committee.
• A resolution to reelect yours truly as Chairman of “SMACK TALK” committee.
• A resolution referencing item III above, instructing after Holiday contact, brow beating, cursing, chastising and basically bugging the crap out of Hemi racers to come to the THHS at JSN. Especially the Farton (oops, my bad, F and B keys close on Cajun keyboard) I mean the Barton cars. Heck it’s twelve hours closer for them than Belle Rose.
• A resolution authorizing the reigning champion of the THHC (me) to place an international call from South Louisiana, north of I-10 across the Mason Dixon Line to Parma, Mi., the home of the inaugural champion of the THHC; Charlie Westcott Jr. After two rings “Sled” he said. I explained that two weeks after his upcoming pro stock win in Atlanta and one week before his projected pro stock win in Etown was the THHC at JSN. I further admonished him to get those raggedy camouflaged pink duct tape Garfish Plymouths under a ten foot stack of Happy Gilmore checks and seven US National trophies including the first 42.6 lb hemi head trophy “out of the attic” and come to the THHC. “Nice track, I’ll think about it” he said. Folks if you count “I’ll” as two words, that’s eight!!! Man we are communicating now…..
• A resolution to study the reception and perception of the syndication and renaming of the SPYPHISH Hemi to SECRETARIAT to win the 2016 triple crown. Ten syndicate shares at one million dollars each will be offered. (Jeff, I have reserved two for your group and only one for Larry since he has been profiled with the 5’ 20” status.)
• A resolution enlisting Donald Trump conduct a poll (tis’ the season) referencing the viability of item VI above. He was ecstatic! “We are doing great. Our (dyno) numbers or big. They are larger than any hemi engine shop in the country. We are going to win in Kentucky! We are going to win in Indiana! We are going to win in Pennsylvania! We are going to RUN THE TABEL! THE TRIPLE CROWN! The syndication is brilliant. The stud fees from the new Mopar pro stock team alone will be astronomical, not to mention the Farton Factory Shootout cars. With all this money, we are going to build a big beautiful wall. And this wall will have a big beautiful door. Only Mopars will be allowed through this door, no Ford or Chebbies. We are going to get this country back…………………………………… I love China.” Said Da’ Donald
• A resolution holding members harmless from “eggnog in the nose” from anyone that inadvertently reads these minutes.

Having no further business and crown royal, by motion by Fazzalore and second by Hebert the meeting was adjourned. 12:59 PM December 17, 2015.

Folks, just having a little wintertime fun.
Please keep Tim’s family and his Southland teammates in your thoughts and prayers during these holidays. More details on the race coming soon. See you next year.
Stephen Hebert SS/AH 403H

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I am glad someone is getting the ball rolling on this! Should be a great field of cars. Dyno

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Hemi, Crown Royal and free time , this should be a good winter!

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We have 13 rsvp and just getting started. Anyone tight with a Dodge dealer in BG? Looking for a sponsor. SECRETARIAT

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Secretariat........ you may need to call Ronny Turcotte for the mount!!!!!;)

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A little inside (Spy) info .... BG Sportsnationals is on top of the Maple Grove Pts. Meet. The Farton Cars have decided if there's a Hemi Chootout in BG, They're all in !!! Gonna drive right past Maple Grove on their way to Bowling Green ....! Stand Back, I'm on my way north to watch this one ... Hauling a couple Gallons of Crown from Dixie to help calm the excitement !

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"They gonn'a need it." Jim thanks for grabbing the last SECRETARIAT syndicate share. Please wire funds to Hemiroid National Bank ABA# 01234567890 Acct# 696969696996. Pass on to Ray and David that it is sold out. One of those "snooze you lose" deals although I still need a second hood from them (Two Scoop Hebert). I settle up with J Allen on his share the week of Jan 7th and we move forward with the renaming. Should be profitable. SCW


PS Diane Lane has a share as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx533GIKhZU

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Crown & the HEMI flux capacitor don't mix, too hard on the manifold injector bearings, better stick with PBR .... (pabst blue ribbon) or Maddog 2020

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My favorite part is @ 2:14. Nice hat Ray. LOL

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SPORTSnationals to showcase specialty events
4/19/2016

http://www.nhra.com/UserFiles/image/...ortsnatsqf.jpgThe JEGS NHRA SPORTSnationals presented by Quick Fuel will showcase a collection of specialty events over Memorial Day weekend on the famed quarter-mile dragstrip at Beech Bend Raceway in Bowling Green, Ky. Beginning Saturday morning and running throughout the day, racers will be striving to make the qualified fields that will then face off in eliminations for prize money, bragging rights and a trip to Saturday's winner's circle celebration.

Kicking things off on Saturday morning, fans will be treated to heads-up, wheel standing class racing in Stock and Super Stock that will feature the Tim Hebert Hemi Shootout for the popular '68 Hemi Barracudas and '68 Dodge Darts with upwards of 20 entries expected to compete.
"We wanted to give the racers a chance to compete in eliminations style racing in addition to the customary Sunday event eliminations", said Jay Hullinger, NHRA North Central division director. "These specialty events are fun for not only the racer but it also gives fans that attend on Saturday a chance to see some pretty intense elimination round action as well."
Super Comp, Super Gas and Super Street competitors will battle in the Lucas Oil / K&N Filters Super Shootouts beginning at 2 p.m. on Saturday afternoon. Qualifying for the 16-car eliminators will be based off Friday and Saturday time trials.
Racing action will culminate on Saturday evening with the 200-mph Racing RV's Top Dragster/Top Sportsman Fast Four competition and the C-Tech Manufacturing Comp Fast Four two round shootout.
It is all part of the JEGS SPORTSnationals that returns to its original home May 27-29 for three full days of NHRA Lucas Oil Drag Racing.