Go down to Conway Ark. and meet up with the broken record and buy a case of
Wild Irish Rose.Go to the nearest track and drink yourself into a stupor convincing them to
try your new "fairness" system.Then report back when you sober up.
It would appear you have already used up all of the Irish Rose: Ergo…I remain quite sober. Two things though, Little Eddie, you ought to heed.
One would be for you to follow Dean Wormer’s advice:
The other suggestion would be, to follow the conclusion offered by the theme song from the movie M.A.S.H.. Do it, Little Eddie….do it!