What The Other Half Says About Us

[FlyingMonkey2565]

What I've been hearing for the last year or so, "If you don't get my %$#@! Super Stocker finished I'm going to go out and buy one that's already done!!!"

She says if I don't hurry it up, she's going to have to change the name from "Little Miss Dangerous II" to
"Grandma Dangerous".
She got me into racing and actually forced me to drive (haha). She brings cars and engines home and hides them in my garage for me to find. She let me build a garage twice the size of our house.

When asked what she wants to do on the weekend, "Let's go racing!"

Yes, I'm bragging...
Ed Wiley

[bill dedman]

Wow.... Does she have a sister????

[FlyingMonkey2565]

Originally Posted by bill dedman

Wow.... Does she have a sister????

Yeah, she has 2 sisters, but they both have bragging husbands too.

[bill dedman]

and, so it goes.....

[david ring]

Originally Posted by Floyd Gomez

OK. I just had to get in on this one. Although I have heard plenty, I will give you my top ten.

10. What is that parked in "MY" parking place in the garage?
9. Who are these Jegs people that keep sending you thank you cards?
8. Do your friends have to be here everytime you work on that thing?
7. That is just way too loud!!!
6. Some Snap-on guy dropped off your stuff. It better be cheap!
5. NO! We are not painting the garage to look like a drag strip!
4. How come the tires on my car have to last four years but you get new ones every season?
3. What do you mean "WE" need a new rearend. I work out, my rearend is fine so "WE" don't need anything!
2. Your going "WHERE" for my birthday?
And the number one of all time is:

1. See kids. All that money and he hasn't won anything. This is why you need your education. Because "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!!

Since I've reached the age where my students are starting to look at me as a grandfather figure, they sometimes ask me for advice about lots of things-one piece of advice I give them about choosing a spouse is that looks fade, but a good sense of humor need not. Floyd-you found a keeper!

[Floyd Gomez]

David you are one hundred percent correct. I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world!!!

[GarysZ24]

Originally Posted by bill dedman

and, so it goes.....

That goes double for me too Bill....

Ed, all I can say is, must be nice...I know of a guy in the Denver area who has such a 2nd wife and I was jealous of him, now I have to be jealous of you too.....

[GarysZ24]

Originally Posted by Floyd Gomez

Sad thing is Gary, those are her exact words. You should have heard the things she said when we were starting to build a stocker back in Louisiana. With this new super gas car she is just as bad though. She seen the fuel bill for the two drums of fuel I bought Thursday and about passed out.

Part of me wishes I could Floyd, however I'd probably want to be like that cartoon (sabre tooth) tiger, who used to say.."HEAVENS TO MURGETROID(?),...EXIT STAGE LEFT"!!! r.o.l.o.l.

[Bill Ringer]

I got some relationship advice from Judy Lilly about 25 years ago, she told me- "Bill, a smart Girl will drop a Drag Racer in a minute".

I'm still single so it looks like she was right.

Bill Ringer

[John Kelley]

Originally Posted by bill dedman

Wow.... Does she have a sister????

GEESH.......I don't think you can handle what you have at home !!