Ron Ortiz - Page 4

DK FRAZIER · 05-02-2009, 11:04 PM

Hey Ron just got your voice mail, I am a little confused why do you need to borrow my 340 I hope its ok that I responded here I lost your phone number but I promise to keep it quiet like you asked hope this helps.

Jim Wahl · 05-02-2009, 11:41 PM

Hey Doug, that's funny, he asked me if I had a spare 360. Jim

DK FRAZIER · 05-02-2009, 11:45 PM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,
He is up to something

Mike Carr · 05-03-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

Why has the law firm of Carr, Yacavone, & Dedman not posted?

Ron Ortiz
U/SA money, money, money.

Sorry Mr Ortiz. I wish I lived closer than a thousand miles from Florida. It sounds like a good time. The two times I raced in Orlando at the Nat'l Open in December were fun. My Olds is right in between the T and U weight breaks, too. For the right amout of money, I might have to drag it out of mothballs.

Jack McCarthy · 05-03-2009, 06:43 PM

seriously guys, ron is working on his wagon...
he is fixing the holes in the headers...
using new technology learned from the the pup...
wrapping beer cans around them with hose clamps...

ron is drinking his 12 pack repair kit as we speak

november sounds better for a shootout, but...

captain

Blingmaster · 05-03-2009, 07:40 PM

I now see how this is gonna work..The pup said the 455/260 crankshaft would not balance you did not have anything to do with that did you Ron. Now he says tranny needs to be gone through..and rear end needs bearings...slicks are bald and gas tank dry....And social security is not getting a cost of living raise in2010. I do not know how much stress i can take ...Is the sympathy card working..,..DD

Ron Ortiz · 05-20-2009, 04:19 PM

Well it has been some time since this thread has appeared, but the time has come for responses to all those that have posted. Especially since the challenge (throw down) is coming this week end.

First in order is Mr. Dedman and his law firms wonderful and thorough response. After talking to my people and other significant authorities from locations from "not around here" who cannot be named due to their unacceptance in a human society, we have reached a conclusion that some facts seem to be altered or misunderstood. First and foremost the vehicle (Catty) that I had purchased is from Mr. Bob of another solar system, not the local Bob Shaw who finds great combos. The Catty has been deemed unacceptable per NHRA due to it not being an American production, I will be contacting your research department in the near future for some "creative thinking".

Secondly, the so called importance of the Boise incident appears to be anti climatic as nothing has been done and seems to be dragging out it's play time. Same as all the other fiascos concerning the A thru C classes.

And lastly, though the "U" is on the end of the alphabet and at times on the totem pole of importance, it none the less has the unique distinction of being the most controversial class with the fastest under the index qualifers for the longest period of time. Examples are Shaw, Dennis, MacKay, Senia, etc. But most importantly, it is the only class in NHRA / IHRA that represents the USA

Mike Carr, I wish also that you lived closer. Come on down the weather is fine.

Doug Frazier and Jim Wahl, I was in need of either a 340 or 360 to put in my tow car to get the wagon there.

J Slane, I am looking foward to meeting you but the idea of you covering Gator Boy's back is absurd. Have you seen the size of that thing and all that growth on it.

Jack, do I go around and tell others about any little speed secrets that you tell me about. No. Then what gives you the right to let everybody know about the wrapping of headers with beer cans allowing a small amount of air into the inductions system creating a venturi effect due to different air pressures resulting in quicker times. Thanks alot. I will be more discreet in our future conversations. But the bright side of it all is that I have now discovered the 24 can case is a much better deal than the 12 pack repair kit.

And finally the individual that started this thing, The Blingmaster. No I do not have any meds, I do not need them, there are things on this planet that I have discovered that are truly enjoyable, beer comes to mind, and

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So I will see you all this week in sunny Lakeland (50% chance of rain) for a great time. Do not know if I'm ready for you Mr. Simpathy, as I do not know how fast you are. But we have not done anything to the wagon since Belle Rose which makes it unpredictable.

I believe that there will be about 4 or 5 U/SA's there with Daran trying out his new combo, which should be really fast, and Louie debuting his combo, and hopefully Sid Tolson with Daran's old Olds. Sound like alot of fun.

The throw down has been made by Blingmaster. The Cracked Granite wagon will be there.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA you have to read between the lines

Billy Nees · 05-20-2009, 07:03 PM

Ortiz, go back to your home planet Zorkon and bring Obama with you!

Blingmaster · 05-20-2009, 07:27 PM

Billy What do you have against Zorkon? Mr. Ortiz it seems that gator boy is talking trash about a 2bbl 283 for U/SA....i TRIED TO INFORM HIM that what is the challenge of running a chevy combination that has been flogged for over 50 years...When I was a boy I drove chevy's too. But now that WE have grown up we feed on the challenges of brand X and Y. I was asked a question today Why would anyone want to drive a U/SA combo. Little do they know you can easily throw down 1/2 a six pack between high gear and the traps...How dumb can they be no A/SA car could do that. Plus we get to look at the ladies in the grandstands longer.Plus we usually have enough money after the races for Macdonlds.Plus no other class represents United States Of America any better......Do not be too concerned about Blingmaster new motor sounds like I could drive to Alaska and get 35 mpg getting there..It did drive into the trailer under it's own power .....Pup may not have his new ride ready he has done 4 motors 3 transmissions
in last week to get ready for lakeland....Never sell Daran short...

Ron Ortiz · 05-20-2009, 08:40 PM

Billy, it is Gortzon, and I will buy you a drink, or Obama my own.
Wish you were here. You have'nt got any crankier than the last time I saw you.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA time is space occupied

05-02-2009, 11:04 PM	#31
DK FRAZIER Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bogart GA Posts: 117 Likes: 2 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Hey Ron just got your voice mail, I am a little confused why do you need to borrow my 340 I hope its ok that I responded here I lost your phone number but I promise to keep it quiet like you asked hope this helps. __________________ Doug Frazier D/SA 2038

05-02-2009, 11:41 PM	#32
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,844 Likes: 666 Liked 683 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Hey Doug, that's funny, he asked me if I had a spare 360. Jim __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 NHRA D2 National Open Stock Champion 1982 NHRA D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

05-02-2009, 11:45 PM	#33
DK FRAZIER Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bogart GA Posts: 117 Likes: 2 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, He is up to something __________________ Doug Frazier D/SA 2038

05-03-2009, 06:43 PM	#35
Jack McCarthy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: lyndon ky. ... louisville area Posts: 1,318 Likes: 28 Liked 459 Times in 113 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz seriously guys, ron is working on his wagon... he is fixing the holes in the headers... using new technology learned from the the pup... wrapping beer cans around them with hose clamps... ron is drinking his 12 pack repair kit as we speak november sounds better for a shootout, but... captain __________________ Jack McCarthy 3609 STK "the Captain"

05-03-2009, 07:40 PM	#36
Blingmaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: usa Posts: 83 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz I now see how this is gonna work..The pup said the 455/260 crankshaft would not balance you did not have anything to do with that did you Ron. Now he says tranny needs to be gone through..and rear end needs bearings...slicks are bald and gas tank dry....And social security is not getting a cost of living raise in2010. I do not know how much stress i can take ...Is the sympathy card working..,..DD Last edited by Blingmaster; 05-03-2009 at 07:44 PM.

05-20-2009, 04:19 PM	#37
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Well it has been some time since this thread has appeared, but the time has come for responses to all those that have posted. Especially since the challenge (throw down) is coming this week end. First in order is Mr. Dedman and his law firms wonderful and thorough response. After talking to my people and other significant authorities from locations from "not around here" who cannot be named due to their unacceptance in a human society, we have reached a conclusion that some facts seem to be altered or misunderstood. First and foremost the vehicle (Catty) that I had purchased is from Mr. Bob of another solar system, not the local Bob Shaw who finds great combos. The Catty has been deemed unacceptable per NHRA due to it not being an American production, I will be contacting your research department in the near future for some "creative thinking". Secondly, the so called importance of the Boise incident appears to be anti climatic as nothing has been done and seems to be dragging out it's play time. Same as all the other fiascos concerning the A thru C classes. And lastly, though the "U" is on the end of the alphabet and at times on the totem pole of importance, it none the less has the unique distinction of being the most controversial class with the fastest under the index qualifers for the longest period of time. Examples are Shaw, Dennis, MacKay, Senia, etc. But most importantly, it is the only class in NHRA / IHRA that represents the USA Mike Carr, I wish also that you lived closer. Come on down the weather is fine. Doug Frazier and Jim Wahl, I was in need of either a 340 or 360 to put in my tow car to get the wagon there. J Slane, I am looking foward to meeting you but the idea of you covering Gator Boy's back is absurd. Have you seen the size of that thing and all that growth on it. Jack, do I go around and tell others about any little speed secrets that you tell me about. No. Then what gives you the right to let everybody know about the wrapping of headers with beer cans allowing a small amount of air into the inductions system creating a venturi effect due to different air pressures resulting in quicker times. Thanks alot. I will be more discreet in our future conversations. But the bright side of it all is that I have now discovered the 24 can case is a much better deal than the 12 pack repair kit. And finally the individual that started this thing, The Blingmaster. No I do not have any meds, I do not need them, there are things on this planet that I have discovered that are truly enjoyable, beer comes to mind, and and and and and. So I will see you all this week in sunny Lakeland (50% chance of rain) for a great time. Do not know if I'm ready for you Mr. Simpathy, as I do not know how fast you are. But we have not done anything to the wagon since Belle Rose which makes it unpredictable. I believe that there will be about 4 or 5 U/SA's there with Daran trying out his new combo, which should be really fast, and Louie debuting his combo, and hopefully Sid Tolson with Daran's old Olds. Sound like alot of fun. The throw down has been made by Blingmaster. The Cracked Granite wagon will be there. Ron Ortiz U/SA you have to read between the lines __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

05-20-2009, 07:03 PM	#38
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,486 Likes: 3,587 Liked 7,683 Times in 1,731 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Ortiz, go back to your home planet Zorkon and bring Obama with you! __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS I'm not spending 100K to win 2K

05-20-2009, 07:27 PM	#39
Blingmaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: usa Posts: 83 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Billy What do you have against Zorkon? Mr. Ortiz it seems that gator boy is talking trash about a 2bbl 283 for U/SA....i TRIED TO INFORM HIM that what is the challenge of running a chevy combination that has been flogged for over 50 years...When I was a boy I drove chevy's too. But now that WE have grown up we feed on the challenges of brand X and Y. I was asked a question today Why would anyone want to drive a U/SA combo. Little do they know you can easily throw down 1/2 a six pack between high gear and the traps...How dumb can they be no A/SA car could do that. Plus we get to look at the ladies in the grandstands longer.Plus we usually have enough money after the races for Macdonlds.Plus no other class represents United States Of America any better......Do not be too concerned about Blingmaster new motor sounds like I could drive to Alaska and get 35 mpg getting there..It did drive into the trailer under it's own power .....Pup may not have his new ride ready he has done 4 motors 3 transmissions in last week to get ready for lakeland....Never sell Daran short...

05-20-2009, 08:40 PM	#40
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Billy, it is Gortzon, and I will buy you a drink, or Obama my own. Wish you were here. You have'nt got any crankier than the last time I saw you. Ron Ortiz U/SA time is space occupied __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK