Memorable Quotes! - Page 2

Greg Hill · 08-09-2007, 03:41 PM

As my good friend Gale Pinkston always says, " If if's and buts were candy and nuts everyone would have a merry christmas." Or another good one from my friend Jim Cimarolli , " Richer than 4 foot up a bull's ***."

Ron Ortiz · 08-09-2007, 04:13 PM

I don't know who the funny car driver was, but after what appeared that his car was broke because it did not launch, his statement later was something like " I just sat there looking at the green and I did'nt want to have the worst reaction time in history, so I acted like I broke"

Ron Ortiz
U/SA zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

goinbroke2 · 08-10-2007, 12:10 PM

Gators '97
"That legal"? "Do fat dogs fart"?

Middle of a thrash to get back together..."get out of the way, I'm busier than a one legged midget in an *** kicking contest"

And the classic "my engine is connecting rod challenged" answered by "yup, that was a case of R.E.D. Rapid Engine Dissassembly"

Ray Menard · 08-10-2007, 02:22 PM

Here are a few I like:

"I tried to get in touch with my femanine side but unfortunately, I got a yeast infection"

"God gave man a brain and a penis...but only enough blood to run one at a time"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent snipper gun"

Chris Hill · 08-10-2007, 06:23 PM

"Your either born smart or born stupid, education just cures ignorance."

"At least half of the people in the world are below average." If you need explanation of this, your in the lower half.

ss283 · 08-10-2007, 10:00 PM

Thanks guys...these were great!
We all need to laugh sometimes!

Isaac Zane · 08-13-2007, 06:18 PM

Oscar Wilde - - "Experience is what we call our mistakes." Certainly fits for class racers.

"If at first you do succeed, don't act so surprised!"

Kenny Wigington · 08-13-2007, 09:52 PM

An old one, I used to hear, and say.

"Dragracers do it till the rubber smokes, everybody else just jerks it back and forth !"

Todd Gale · 08-14-2007, 12:07 AM

I would have won if I hadn't lost

Danny Ashley · 08-14-2007, 04:04 PM

This isn't just for racing but life in general: Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,then the lesson afterwards.

08-09-2007, 03:41 PM	#1
Greg Hill VIP Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Louisville , KY Posts: 1,995 Likes: 69 Liked 279 Times in 68 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! As my good friend Gale Pinkston always says, " If if's and buts were candy and nuts everyone would have a merry christmas." Or another good one from my friend Jim Cimarolli , " Richer than 4 foot up a bull's ***."

08-09-2007, 04:13 PM	#2
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 990 Likes: 36 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! I don't know who the funny car driver was, but after what appeared that his car was broke because it did not launch, his statement later was something like " I just sat there looking at the green and I did'nt want to have the worst reaction time in history, so I acted like I broke" Ron Ortiz U/SA zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

08-10-2007, 12:10 PM	#3
goinbroke2 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NS CANADA Posts: 902 Likes: 1,722 Liked 405 Times in 158 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! Gators '97 "That legal"? "Do fat dogs fart"? Middle of a thrash to get back together..."get out of the way, I'm busier than a one legged midget in an *** kicking contest" And the classic "my engine is connecting rod challenged" answered by "yup, that was a case of R.E.D. Rapid Engine Dissassembly"

08-10-2007, 02:22 PM	#4
Ray Menard Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 49 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! Here are a few I like: "I tried to get in touch with my femanine side but unfortunately, I got a yeast infection" "God gave man a brain and a penis...but only enough blood to run one at a time" "It takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent snipper gun" __________________ Ray Menard SS/CS (SS/DM & SS/EM) #7386

08-10-2007, 06:23 PM	#5
Chris Hill Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 655 Likes: 8 Liked 244 Times in 26 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! "Your either born smart or born stupid, education just cures ignorance." "At least half of the people in the world are below average." If you need explanation of this, your in the lower half.

08-10-2007, 10:00 PM	#6
ss283 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 34 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! Thanks guys...these were great! We all need to laugh sometimes!

08-13-2007, 06:18 PM	#7
Isaac Zane Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: North Myrtle Beach, SC Posts: 361 Likes: 392 Liked 50 Times in 14 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! Oscar Wilde - - "Experience is what we call our mistakes." Certainly fits for class racers. "If at first you do succeed, don't act so surprised!" __________________ Isaac Zane STK 1237 J/SA Buick Apollo Patriot Guard Rider DOOF 43

08-13-2007, 09:52 PM	#8
Kenny Wigington Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cumming,Ga. USA Posts: 967 Likes: 36 Liked 60 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! An old one, I used to hear, and say. "Dragracers do it till the rubber smokes, everybody else just jerks it back and forth !"

08-14-2007, 12:07 AM	#9
Todd Gale Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: West Richland Washington Posts: 15 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! I would have won if I hadn't lost

08-14-2007, 04:04 PM	#10
Danny Ashley Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Marion,In. Posts: 267 Likes: 60 Liked 110 Times in 29 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! This isn't just for racing but life in general: Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,then the lesson afterwards.