Whadcha Git? - Page 3

Mark Faul · 12-27-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hagen Gary

Please, Mark Faul is a Ladies Man. He's got it like that. He probably told her that to her face right after, and then she went out and bought him some correct size socks and a 12 pack of beer.

Now that's funny!!!!!! Good one Hagen!

Bruce Noland · 12-28-2011, 12:35 PM

My Uncle Ned from California gave me a set of golf clubs. Said he bought them from sphinctermaximus.com which is the Internet division of Needless Markup. I told him that I had not been on a golf course for nearly 20 years and that maybe he should return them to sphinctermaximus.com. But he wouldn't listen to a word I said. He explained that the clubs were high dollar items and that they were made of all kinds of special materials. He said the drivers could drive the ball 100 yards farther than conventional clubs. Well, I told him it wouldn't make any difference because I was not good with a putter. Uncle Ned said sphinctermaximus had thought of everthing including the optional GPS golf balls. I asked him if all these toys were legal since it appeared they offered a great advantage over the other golfers? He said not to worry that they had been accepted for use by the PGAA, but only after a sizeable contribution had been made. Well aren't the other golfers going to be upset about this? Uncle Ned said the PGAA does not care. I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I gave him back his GIFTS.

Spyphish · 12-30-2011, 01:54 AM

#1 intake valve should not break at 9100, THANKS to Brad & Darin @ R&M!!! Merry Christmas Michigan

12-28-2011, 12:35 PM	#2
Bruce Noland VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,855 Likes: 83 Liked 444 Times in 145 Posts	Re: Whadcha Git? My Uncle Ned from California gave me a set of golf clubs. Said he bought them from sphinctermaximus.com which is the Internet division of Needless Markup. I told him that I had not been on a golf course for nearly 20 years and that maybe he should return them to sphinctermaximus.com. But he wouldn't listen to a word I said. He explained that the clubs were high dollar items and that they were made of all kinds of special materials. He said the drivers could drive the ball 100 yards farther than conventional clubs. Well, I told him it wouldn't make any difference because I was not good with a putter. Uncle Ned said sphinctermaximus had thought of everthing including the optional GPS golf balls. I asked him if all these toys were legal since it appeared they offered a great advantage over the other golfers? He said not to worry that they had been accepted for use by the PGAA, but only after a sizeable contribution had been made. Well aren't the other golfers going to be upset about this? Uncle Ned said the PGAA does not care. I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I gave him back his GIFTS. __________________ Bruce Noland 1788 STK

12-30-2011, 01:54 AM	#3
Spyphish Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 846 Likes: 16 Liked 679 Times in 180 Posts	Re: Whadcha Git? #1 intake valve should not break at 9100, THANKS to Brad & Darin @ R&M!!! Merry Christmas Michigan