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Maybe if you're on good terms with someone in the Co. office, like HR manager perhaps, you could have a letter made up requiring all employees to have a colonoscopy to comply with health insurer's directives. And maybe you could hand them out with their paychecks. After they drink that liquid that " cleans ya' out", they'd be wishing they'd kept that toilet paper for themselves!
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Get revenge to each individually and at different times. That will keep the others wondering when and if theirs is coming. Suspense kills mostly everyone
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A bottle of dish soap and a feather pillow--- kind of like tar and feathering their cars.If they go to wash it off, all it does is suds up, especially at a powerwash.
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Wow Mark remind me not to do a bad driving job in your car i would hate for you to put dog ***** in my motorhome vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do any of the guys have uniforms delieverd at work? Super glue there zippers shut. Ever try to put your pants on with the zipper closed. You could always fill there pockets up with grease from a grease gun, after you put your pants on you always straighten your pockets out! These are two ways you do not want to start your day. Put some hi spot bluing under there door handles of there cars you just can not get that shtuff off of you. Does your time clock read a bar code on the back? Take a black ink pen and put an extra line on there cards. Catch one of them drinking a can of pop, poke a small hole about 1/2 inch below the rim where the opening is. Make it low enough so there lip does not feel it but it will spill all over them when drinking. Gotta be quick and have a sharp instrument to get it done. I used to work with a foreign guy who had a very weak stomach that poor SOB, we could make him puke almost every day.
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Years ago I had some guys put a open can of sardens in the springs of my truck seat up under it, i never did find it, I cleaned my truck several times, begged them to 'come clean' about two years later they did, of coarse smell was gone but empty can still there... I will add, this was dead of summer, and I was parking in an area that I had to have truck locked so that made matters even worse...
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The large tie wraps , for duct work on the driveshafts, and cut em just about an inch longer than it takes to make contact with the florboards.
I did the babypowder in the defroster vents to one friend, years ago, when they got married. It was hillarious. They both got in his truck, thinking they were clean and clear of any mischief, as he thought he had the only key.... they sat here laughing for a moment and then he turned thekey to crank, and as soon he let go of the switch, they both were covered. They still have it on video.
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Ryan,
The next time you go .008 and want to take a dime out, it's cr*&^p in your heater duct.
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