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04-11-2020, 05:26 PM
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Re: Making fun of lawyers is good honest work...
What does a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common? Both have about a thousand in one shot of becoming a human being.
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04-20-2020, 02:39 AM
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Re: Making fun of lawyers is good honest work...
What do you call 10,000 Attorneys at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A GOOD START!
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04-20-2020, 11:09 AM
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Re: Making fun of lawyers is good honest work...
God was patrolling Heaven one morning, and He observed a large hole in the wall separating Heaven from Hell. He immediately summons the devil and says,"What is this? We didn't do this, you're going to fix it right now! The devil replies, "No I'm Not !" God says, "Yes you will!" To that, the devil laughs and says," Sue me!!" To that,God says," Right. Where would I get a lawyer?"
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