Englishtown rumor

[KRatcliff]

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

[Ed Wright]

Originally Posted by KRatcliff

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

I'm not telling that one.

[MrWendy'sJr]

What's class racing?

[Rob Petrie E395]

Originally Posted by KRatcliff

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

So are we going to get to hear it or what? It cant be that bad its Ed we are talking about. I have not been around him a lot but he has always been a true gentleman when I was around him.

[KRatcliff]

Ed is one of the finest tuners around. From his many years of closely listening to an engine he has developed an uncanny ability to tell if a woman is well endowed by her voice alone. We were reminded of his talent several times as he practiced on the Garmin, iPhone Google Maps,.....and McDonalds drive thru.

He placed our order and she read it back to him. He then turned to me (with his window still down) and said "she doesn't have very big boo..." I sat there in stunned silence for a moment then quietly said "those microphones are extremely sensitive and she heard every word you just said."

Ed's face went white and beads of sweat started popping out on his forehead. He didn't know what to say (a first). I took control and in a louder voice said "he had the Diet Coke!" It was every man for himself.

We slowly pulled around and I'll be damned if Ed didn't nail it! She didn't look too happy so he silently paid and we pulled a forward in line. I said to Ed "I kept waiting for her to say 'Small boo.., big brains!"

Then the gal that gave us our order at the next window was equipped with great big bolt ons and was about as out of it as I have ever seen. Goes to show you that Ed knows more than anyone ever knew.

And it also shows you what a penance that Jeanie has to pay.

[Ed Wright]

I swear, I turned away from the speaker and said it in a low voice. Can't believe you told this.

Glad Jeanie doesn't read this.

[KRatcliff]

She wouldn't be surprised. She called it the next day when we were given the choices of where to eat breakfast.

I simply said we couldn't go back to McDonalds. She immediately said "it must be because of Ed."

[richie 2]

now that's funny !!!

[John Kissel]

God forbid that such a thing would ever happen 'cause I can just imagine what could happen on say RT#18 or 78 or other such roads if there isn't a safe, legal, place to race. I don't approve of street racing and that latest show on The Discovery Channel is beyond stupid, but people do what people do. I would hope that local politicans would think things out for a change. This area has lost several local airports due to whinners recently, Red Bank had one of the earliest ones in the state, but along came houses and now it is industrial bldgs. and "the fallen arches". The ways that area around the track changed from'80 until'04 when I came back here is unbeleavable, any doubts just go into ShopRite when you get off 18 heading to Union Hill Road. Support your local tracks as it sure beats car shows or racing in your driveway. John Kissel

[Rob Petrie E395]

Originally Posted by richie 2

now that's funny !!!

X2 I would be temped to call BS. If it was not for Ed's comment confirming the event. I am going to McDonalds tomorrow on the way through town just so I can go through the drive thru. And see if I may have this hidden talent too. LOL