Englishtown rumor

Ed Wright · 06-26-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KRatcliff

It makes me feel capital! The only difference in having Ed (1320racer) as a friend is that he would spit in my drink at McDonalds rather than how my actual friend Ed Wright had the order taker do it.

She didn't smile, did she? LOL

KRatcliff · 06-26-2013, 10:45 AM

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

Ed Wright · 06-26-2013, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KRatcliff

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

I'm not telling that one.

MrWendy'sJr · 06-26-2013, 02:33 PM

What's class racing?

Rob Petrie E395 · 06-27-2013, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRatcliff

Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

So are we going to get to hear it or what? It cant be that bad its Ed we are talking about. I have not been around him a lot but he has always been a true gentleman when I was around him.

KRatcliff · 06-27-2013, 01:53 PM

Ed is one of the finest tuners around. From his many years of closely listening to an engine he has developed an uncanny ability to tell if a woman is well endowed by her voice alone. We were reminded of his talent several times as he practiced on the Garmin, iPhone Google Maps,.....and McDonalds drive thru.

He placed our order and she read it back to him. He then turned to me (with his window still down) and said "she doesn't have very big boo..." I sat there in stunned silence for a moment then quietly said "those microphones are extremely sensitive and she heard every word you just said."

Ed's face went white and beads of sweat started popping out on his forehead. He didn't know what to say (a first). I took control and in a louder voice said "he had the Diet Coke!" It was every man for himself.

We slowly pulled around and I'll be damned if Ed didn't nail it! She didn't look too happy so he silently paid and we pulled a forward in line. I said to Ed "I kept waiting for her to say 'Small boo.., big brains!"

Then the gal that gave us our order at the next window was equipped with great big bolt ons and was about as out of it as I have ever seen. Goes to show you that Ed knows more than anyone ever knew.

And it also shows you what a penance that Jeanie has to pay.

Ed Wright · 06-27-2013, 02:34 PM

I swear, I turned away from the speaker and said it in a low voice. Can't believe you told this.

Glad Jeanie doesn't read this.

KRatcliff · 06-27-2013, 02:41 PM

She wouldn't be surprised. She called it the next day when we were given the choices of where to eat breakfast.

I simply said we couldn't go back to McDonalds. She immediately said "it must be because of Ed."

richie 2 · 06-27-2013, 03:03 PM

now that's funny !!!

BobUnkefer · 06-27-2013, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ed Wright

I swear, I turned away from the speaker and said it in a low voice. Can't believe you told this.

Glad Jeanie doesn't read this.

You two are a mess...... LOL

06-26-2013, 10:45 AM	#2
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 769 Likes: 75 Liked 534 Times in 143 Posts	Re: Englishtown rumor Are you going to tell the story or will I have to? I won't let facts get in the way.

06-26-2013, 02:33 PM	#4
MrWendy'sJr Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sandusky, OH Posts: 58 Likes: 2 Liked 25 Times in 1 Post	Re: Englishtown rumor What's class racing? __________________ Jeremy Stock SS/KA 3574

06-27-2013, 01:53 PM	#6
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 769 Likes: 75 Liked 534 Times in 143 Posts	Re: Englishtown rumor Ed is one of the finest tuners around. From his many years of closely listening to an engine he has developed an uncanny ability to tell if a woman is well endowed by her voice alone. We were reminded of his talent several times as he practiced on the Garmin, iPhone Google Maps,.....and McDonalds drive thru. He placed our order and she read it back to him. He then turned to me (with his window still down) and said "she doesn't have very big boo..." I sat there in stunned silence for a moment then quietly said "those microphones are extremely sensitive and she heard every word you just said." Ed's face went white and beads of sweat started popping out on his forehead. He didn't know what to say (a first). I took control and in a louder voice said "he had the Diet Coke!" It was every man for himself. We slowly pulled around and I'll be damned if Ed didn't nail it! She didn't look too happy so he silently paid and we pulled a forward in line. I said to Ed "I kept waiting for her to say 'Small boo.., big brains!" Then the gal that gave us our order at the next window was equipped with great big bolt ons and was about as out of it as I have ever seen. Goes to show you that Ed knows more than anyone ever knew. And it also shows you what a penance that Jeanie has to pay.

06-27-2013, 02:34 PM	#7
Ed Wright Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sand Springs, OK Posts: 8,132 Likes: 896 Liked 390 Times in 170 Posts	Re: Englishtown rumor I swear, I turned away from the speaker and said it in a low voice. Can't believe you told this. Glad Jeanie doesn't read this. __________________ Ed Wright 4156 SS/JA

06-27-2013, 02:41 PM	#8
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 769 Likes: 75 Liked 534 Times in 143 Posts	Re: Englishtown rumor She wouldn't be surprised. She called it the next day when we were given the choices of where to eat breakfast. I simply said we couldn't go back to McDonalds. She immediately said "it must be because of Ed."

06-27-2013, 03:03 PM	#9
richie 2 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 971 Likes: 426 Liked 205 Times in 93 Posts	Re: Englishtown rumor now that's funny !!!

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