Driving Direction for Napierville Dragway

[Dave Casey]

I prefer these directions,

Travel north on I87 until road signs are in both french and english.

Continue until traffic stops and uniformed officer asks you where you are going.

Tell officer "Napierville Drag Races"

When officer says "pull your vehicle over to inspection" do so (he probably wants to make sure you are equipped for the races)

If asked for identification, show passport, don't show Montreal gentlemen's club frequent flyer card

If you get out of "inspection", proceed north, travel a few minutes until you see smoke on right side of highway. Get off at exit. If it is during the day, the smoke is from the burnout box. If it is at night it is from campfires.

Either time of day, stop at package store and buy canadian beer. Remember, these racers are our friends, don't insult them with american beer.

After beer purchase, follow smoke to track.

Dave