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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
> > 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I > had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' > > The priest sighed and told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say > three Hail Mary's.' > > Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father , it > has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green > twice a week for the past two months.' > > This time, curiosity captured the priest: 'And who is this Nookie Green?' > > 'A new woman in the neighborhood', the sinner replied. > > 'Very well,' sighed the priest. 'Ye go and say ten Hail Mary's.' > > At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a > tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. > The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up > the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and > very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. > > The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and > matching green shoes sat with her legs opened slightly apart, but just > enough to suggest she wasn't wearing any underwear. > > The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' > > The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to stammer a > reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'. > |
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