Dilema

Reed Granrt · 05-31-2012, 01:58 PM

I was at the local Walmart de other day and had a bad situation come up and I think I may have handled it wrong. The lady (boss) of the house had fixed Mexican beans the night before and I had struggled with them all night. Got up 3 times. The dog even started barking after the 2nd time. While I wus at Wally world this uncomfortable pain hit me again and I immediately ran to the mens room. Finally found a stall open and ran in and helped myself. When I got through, I, too my surprise, couldn't find any toilet tissue. Well I had already made quite a bit of noise while I was in there and the smell had already embarrassed me, so I said what am I gonna do now. I looked every where in that stall. Not nothing. No paper, no nuttin. Check my pockets. I never go any place without a handkerchief. Not this time. I mean nuttin. So I finally pulled my socks off and used them. Now the lady wants to know where I got mud on my socks cause I told her I was going to Wally world. Somebody please splain this too me
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05-31-2012, 01:58 PM	#1
Reed Granrt Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Murfreesboro, Tn Posts: 149 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Dilema I was at the local Walmart de other day and had a bad situation come up and I think I may have handled it wrong. The lady (boss) of the house had fixed Mexican beans the night before and I had struggled with them all night. Got up 3 times. The dog even started barking after the 2nd time. While I wus at Wally world this uncomfortable pain hit me again and I immediately ran to the mens room. Finally found a stall open and ran in and helped myself. When I got through, I, too my surprise, couldn't find any toilet tissue. Well I had already made quite a bit of noise while I was in there and the smell had already embarrassed me, so I said what am I gonna do now. I looked every where in that stall. Not nothing. No paper, no nuttin. Check my pockets. I never go any place without a handkerchief. Not this time. I mean nuttin. So I finally pulled my socks off and used them. Now the lady wants to know where I got mud on my socks cause I told her I was going to Wally world. Somebody please splain this too me reed