Help Wanted

[Jeff Teuton]

My Social Director has had to cancel Indy and Bowling Green. Need someone able to converse Race Cars, NHRA, Stock and Super Stock Racing, Drink Beer, Serve Beer to My Many Friends, Converse Stock and Super Stock while Drinking Beer, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys, Assist with Cooking Cajun Stuff, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys while Drinking Beer, Assist with Cooking while-well you get the point. Pay is nothing, but you get to meet and socialize with racers, and other Social Directors. Must smell decent at all times, have access to pole and pole dancers, be able to drive golf cart, be approved by Jack McCormack, Red Man, all NHRA officials. Consideration given for other attributes not mentioned here. Post your qualifications here.

[SStockDart]

Please send me an application. (Psst..........don't tell Donna, my wife, she may not understand)

[Jack Matyas]

I'm in - and you are paying better than Kenny what with the pole dancers and all ..........but I gotta lay off that Cajun food .........crawdads give me gas .Or was it the beer .....hmmm not sure


And I can sell a couple cars while we're at it .............

[Ed Fernandez]

Originally Posted by Jeff Teuton

My Social Director has had to cancel Indy and Bowling Green. Need someone able to converse Race Cars, NHRA, Stock and Super Stock Racing, Drink Beer, Serve Beer to My Many Friends, Converse Stock and Super Stock while Drinking Beer, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys, Assist with Cooking Cajun Stuff, Talk Bad about Fords and Chevys while Drinking Beer, Assist with Cooking while-well you get the point. Pay is nothing, but you get to meet and socialize with racers, and other Social Directors. Must smell decent at all times, have access to pole and pole dancers, be able to drive golf cart, be approved by Jack McCormack, Red Man, all NHRA officials. Consideration given for other attributes not mentioned here. Post your qualifications here.

Just send me the round trip airfare and crew pass.

[Myron Piatek]

Darn, I thought you were looking for a driver!

[Brett C]

Mr. Jeff,

I only meet half the requirements, and I'm sure you know which ones! But will be glad to assist in the remainders best we can for Indy!

Brett Candies
4192 SS/Stock

[Monte Howard]

Must be able to Lie like a fisherman in a group setting about the performance capabilities of the teams cars, must have high tolerance for alcoholic beverages.
Jeff you have way to much fun.

[Phillip marvetz]

Is this a full time position?

[tim worner]

I will consider position only if the "Daiquiri Machine" is present.

[Jeff Niceswanger]

I'll talk to Brother John but,.. We might be able to lend you Amy. She is the BEST social director in the East..Of Coarse we are a tad bit bias.....................