Taliban

KEN BUGAJ · 12-31-2012, 11:22 AM

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
> > Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
> >
> > Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little
> > old
> >
> > Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.
> >
> > The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"
> >
> > The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
> > They
> > are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
> >
> > The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water!"
> >
> > "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy
a
> > tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over
that
> > hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.
> > Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!" The Arab
> > staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.
> >
> > Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was
> > sitting at his table.
> >
> > The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not
> > find it?
> >
> > "I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let me in
> > without a tie."
> >

Dennis P Chapman · 12-31-2012, 01:41 PM

Good one Lol.

12-31-2012, 11:22 AM	#1
KEN BUGAJ Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LEXINGTON NC. Posts: 389 Likes: 43 Liked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Taliban A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the > > Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. > > > > Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little > > old > > > > Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. > > > > The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?" > > > > The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? > > They > > are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes." > > > > The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!" > > > > "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a > > tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that > > hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. > > Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!" The Arab > > staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. > > > > Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was > > sitting at his table. > > > > The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not > > find it? > > > > "I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let me in > > without a tie." > >

12-31-2012, 01:41 PM	#2
Dennis P Chapman VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toms River NJ Posts: 1,594 Likes: 418 Liked 53 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Taliban Good one Lol. __________________ Dennis P Chapman 1904 STK NHRA National Record Holder Car Owner.