Trip to Italy

Ed Fernandez · 03-10-2013, 01:36 AM

Subject: The Trip to Italy
> A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her > life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could > throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. > > "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are > off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care > of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." > > With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always > wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor > brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment > in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three > sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn. > Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine > inspection. > >> "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He > brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." > > "I see," the captain says. > > Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing > me." > > "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Bob Bender · 03-10-2013, 10:06 AM

LMAO, Was that you Ed??

cicero819 · 03-10-2013, 12:03 PM

x 2

Jim Wahl · 03-10-2013, 09:20 PM

Nooooooo! That was Artie! Jim

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Bob Don · 03-11-2013, 08:43 AM

Good one, Ed!

Ed Fernandez · 03-13-2013, 01:47 AM

I had Artie in mind when I posted it.

03-10-2013, 01:36 AM	#1
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Trip to Italy Subject: The Trip to Italy > A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her > life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could > throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. > > "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are > off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care > of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." > > With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always > wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor > brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment > in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three > sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn. > Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine > inspection. > >> "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He > brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." > > "I see," the captain says. > > Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing > me." > > "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

03-10-2013, 10:06 AM	#2
Bob Bender VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,729 Likes: 1,595 Liked 459 Times in 90 Posts	Re: Trip to Italy LMAO, Was that you Ed?? __________________ Bob Bender 144 O/SA 2010-2012 National Record Holder

03-10-2013, 12:03 PM	#3
cicero819 VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Aylmer Quebec, Canada Posts: 1,086 Likes: 31 Liked 69 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Trip to Italy x 2

03-10-2013, 09:20 PM	#4
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,843 Likes: 666 Liked 683 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Trip to Italy Nooooooo! That was Artie! Jim . __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 D2 National Open Stock Champion 1981 D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

03-11-2013, 08:43 AM	#5
Bob Don VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Greater Boston Posts: 1,494 Likes: 1,110 Liked 893 Times in 190 Posts	Re: Trip to Italy Good one, Ed! __________________ Bob Don 128 SS

03-13-2013, 01:47 AM	#6
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Trip to Italy I had Artie in mind when I posted it. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA