i might have screwed up

[SStockDart]

Donna has been in Tucson for about a week tending to her ill father. Our house is getting a little messy, so, the "mans man" that I am, I sent her a text....."Hi honey, I love you...you need to get your azz home. The house is a mess and I am sick and tired of picking up after myself". She will be home Wednesday. I already unloaded all the guns and hid the cast iron frying pans.....am I missing anything? I will give you the report from the hospital on Thursday.

[KRatcliff]

Put the Poison Control Center hotline number in your phone.

[SStockDart]

Good one...lMAO

[SStockDart]

I've been cleaning the pool and just realized that the full bottle of vodka she left me with......is now empty.....crap...do you think she will know the difference if I fill the bottle with water? I'm starting to worry.

[KRatcliff]

I would stack the deck in your favor as much as possible. The quieter she is when she arrives the more you need to worry.

[Phillip marvetz]

Better have a bottle of red wine and a chocolate cake for her when she get's home.

[SStockDart]

Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL

[Dennis P Chapman]

Originally Posted by SStockDart

Another problem........the Jack Daniels bottle is half empty. When Donna has a drink, she prefers Jack and Coke. Should I just water down a little Coca-Cola and fill the bottle back up???? Oh, btw, it doesn't take me long to clean our pool. I just flip it over and refill it.....got it at Walmart. LOL

Gary...........I don't have and answer for you but the story is getting good Lol

[SStockDart]

Originally Posted by Dennis P Chapman

Gary...........I don't have and answer for you but the story is getting good Lol

. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

[Dennis P Chapman]

Originally Posted by SStockDart

. I've been thinking about getting some sympathy from Donna. That way she doesn't beat the crap out of me. I don't know if a heart attack will do it, but might be worth a try.....what are the symptoms?

Well if you thing she may beat the crap out of you give her a lot of jack and coke first out at the pool. Then let her go in the house you may get the free pass this time. Good luck Gary.