Five simple rules to remember in Life

[NewHemi]

1. Money can not buy happiness.
But it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes, than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies,
But remember their names.

3. Help someone in trouble.
And they will remember you,
when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are only alive today,
simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems,
But neither does milk.

And here is bonus saying, that you will not read anywhere else:

A dog can have many fleas,
but a flea, can have only one dog.

Think about it....

David
The New Hemi Guy