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Today I sold my burial crypts that I have been having for 25 years or so. They have been for sale for a while, and I had forgotten I had them. Is this good right before Indy or bad? Knowing the all knowing; all seeing group of scholars on this channel I am sure someone will know the deep seated meaning of this happening right now. Will I now live forever because I have no depository? Will I get run over by a Ford and left outside some cemetary in Indiana? I just don'tknow. I have been pondering this for a few hours, and cannot see the deep meaning that I know is there. Perhaps some interpretation by some old car owners and new car owners to see the inner indications from this particular deed being done at this time. I also need the price of a case of beer in Indy so I can see which way to go. Using Louisiana prices, the net would be 315.95576 cases, but the Louisiana price is $18.99. Might be worth more in Indy. I stay up nights wondering about things like this. I know everyone here wants to help me. Any ideas taken seriously.
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jeff don't worry i can build you a new place of rest with my wrecker.just one more thing i can do with it. LOL!!!!!!
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Jeff,is it true that anybody buried in N.O. has a belt and necklace of fishing sinkers?
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I think they can put you thru the oven and then in a jar on the mantle,no burial needed.
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Better yet, go thru the oven and spread the ashes via the parachute from A Ford,LOL. Kenny might help out on this one.
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I think it means that your successful quest for the magical and elusive "extra gear", a.k.a. 3 speed, has brought your spirit through the wormhole into immortality.
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Jeff , Don,t know much about the burial vault situation, but as far as the comparison on indiana beer and louisiana beer prices going by our last beer run,,,,, according to Captain Jack us farmersup here who haul ours in U/SA Chevy,s with stock-racks it,s cheaper for sure,
$15.99 at CVS ,, By the pallet of course!!!!!!!! See ya in Indy |
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Jeff,
This typically happens right before you are sucked into a black hole, where the liquer and bear flows freely, food is good, racing is cheap,all indexes and classifications are perfect, all rules are fair,and the sanctioning bodies pay you to show up and race for huge purses!
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Hi Jeff
Here is my plan for when I am near done. They often say that we drink the same water our ancesters did. It has just been recycled a "few" times. I figure on that note why not the same for my body. I have asked that when I am near death that I be wrapped in burlap(which I have already purchased and am letting rot outside) and be driven out to my spot in the mountains. From that point I would be taken to the top of a certain steep hill overlooking those same mountains and be given a good push where I would roll for some time until rest. Hopefully I will be deceased at that point and wild animals will take care of me putting me back in the system within days. We have even discussed it with our lawyer and it is completely legal in Canada as long as I am not dead when tranportation to the hills takes place. You cannot dispose of a dead body up here and I would assume the same rules apply in the U.S. My wife thinks I am crazy but my son thinks its a great idea. I even have someone who will do the deed for me. Allan |
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You can always have your painter mix your ashes into the spray gun when the cars get painted...that way when the family hits the road for various tracks "you" can keep on racing forever.
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