Who really is the best at....

[Ron Ortiz]

Here is a little different twist on things that we normally discuss on this forum. The following are questions that only you, the sportsman racers know from previous experiences. They are not your everyday questions, but question nonetheless. You all know the answers because you have witnessed the results.

Questions are presented in no particular order. Answers are for sportsman drivers only, and that is not including the alky classes.

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team?

#4. Who is the cagiest poker player?

#5. Who makes the best desserts?

#6. Who has the most swollen head?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?

#10. Who is the best cook?

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?

#18. Who can speak the most languages?

#19. If you had to eliminate one person who has been on this forum presently or from before they were banned, who would it be?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?

By answering one or any questions you automatically qualify for acknowledgement of your answers. Answer truthfully as this has no bearing on any rankings of any type. Thank you for your time.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA only 20 questions?

[Ed Fernandez]

Originally Posted by Ron Ortiz

Here is a little different twist on things that we normally discuss on this forum. The following are questions that only you, the sportsman racers know from previous experiences. They are not your everyday questions, but question nonetheless. You all know the answers because you have witnessed the results.

Questions are presented in no particular order. Answers are for sportsman drivers only, and that is not including the alky classes.

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team?

#4. Who is the cagiest poker player?

#5. Who makes the best desserts?

#6. Who has the most swollen head?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?

#10. Who is the best cook?

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?

#18. Who can speak the most languages?

#19. If you had to eliminate one person who has been on this forum presently or from before they were banned, who would it be?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?

By answering one or any questions you automatically qualify for acknowledgement of your answers. Answer truthfully as this has no bearing on any rankings of any type. Thank you for your time.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA only 20 questions?

Ron you sure know how to hit a nerve in your posts:>):>)

#7 Barney Frank/Christopher Dodd
#10 Uncle Buck-Div 1 Super Gas crew
#11 The Terminator
#12 Tie-Don Wilgas/Ralph Propora
#13 Larry Hill
#15 A lot of us have their moments
#16 Probably those that say the DPs and Mustangs aren't that under factored:>):>):>)
#17 Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole
#18 Any member of the Lousiana Cajun posse.
#20 I have a good time prodding people into controversial subjects.

[Bob Bender]

Originally Posted by Ed Fernandez

Ron you sure know how to hit a nerve in your posts:>):>)

#7 Barney Frank/Christopher Dodd
#10 Uncle Buck-Div 1 Super Gas crew
#11 The Terminator
#12 Tie-Don Wilgas/Ralph Propora
#13 Larry Hill
#15 A lot of us have their moments
#16 Probably those that say the DPs and Mustangs aren't that under factored:>):>):>)
#17 Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole
#18 Any member of the Lousiana Cajun posse.
#20 I have a good time prodding people into controversial subjects.

ED, you forgot Spider on number 12.

[Ed Fernandez]

Originally Posted by Bob Bender

ED, you forgot Spider on number 12.

Bobby,we need a category for the Broom.

[Bob Bender]

Originally Posted by Ed Fernandez

Bobby,we need a category for the Broom.

Remember atco is soon and I will show her the pic

[Larry Hill]

#10 Tie with Country Dog and the Herbert brothers, best cook

#13 Kevin Borgstrom, basketball player

#15 Tie Jim Cimarolli and Bill Rink, funniest

[Michael Beard]

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?
Beaver Springs has 60' FOOT races once or twice a year. I've been 2.94 on foot... faster than my mom's '85 Chrysler 5th Ave (3.09 60'!), and I'm slow! It'd be neat to see how fast some guys could actually 60'. Probably half the field couldn't make it 100 yards anymore. LOL Jon Jon's probably a good guess though.

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?
Bracket Finals in the mid '90s, there was Peter, Lincoln, and Harrington practicing in the pits... Probably Peter if he golfs like he drives! Or would that be 'drives' like he drives? Should be Rampy given his old BooWeekly deal.

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? ??
We have teams???

#4. Who is the poker player?
I can't answer that with a straight face.

#5. Who makes the best desserts?
Hillarey Sloan

#6. Who has the most swollen head?
I'll give him a pass here, but he knows who he is. Why is "You probably think this song is about you" playing...?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.
Folk

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?
Billy Nees

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?
Yes.

#10. Who is the best cook?
John Baughman and Ron Ortiz (we'll give Ron credit even though we know he's just the front man....)

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?
Ricky Baehr

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?
Some bracket racer from Georgia... he had a cig in his mouth even when he went down the track!

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?
Dave Turner. Doesn't even matter if he can shoot, because he could just walk up and drop the ball in the net.

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?
Britt Mizia

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?
Scott Helms

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?
Mike Mayhew

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?
Myron Piatek

#18. Who can speak the most languages?
Sorry, my Cyrillic keyboard hasn't come in yet. Denysenko?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?
tossup with Jeff Teuton and Ron Ortiz

[jstrick2010]

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest? not shane carr, prob jon jon ciccarone

#2. Who is the best golfer out there? jeff adkinson

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? ??

#4. Who is the poker player? tom stalba

#5. Who makes the best desserts? mike ruff's wife

#6. Who has the most swollen head? david hunt

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole. smoke folk & dave connolly

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things? jeff taylor

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting? david rampy/barry davis tie

#10. Who is the best cook? mark horton

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree? sneaky pete/shaner

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day? danny nelson

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there? aj ashe

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest? bubba linke

#15. Who is the funniest person out there? tie-billy leber or mickey whaley

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most? mickey whaley unless all the bs he says is true?????????????

#17. Who is the tightest person you know? jeremy bargo

#18. Who can speak the most languages? sherman adcock lol?

#20. Who has the most fun overall? nick folk or mike iacono (don't park by iacono) he'll get you in trouble

[rx dealer]

Ron, after a long thought I fit #1, #9 and #12 and after a few drinks #15...best golfer goes to either Mike Keener or Paul Mercure...Luke SS 311

[John Leichtamer Jr]

ED

#17 Billy Nees



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